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Sprinkle Muffins

a term or phrase, commonly used by gingers, to replace a bad or "curse" word.
Tyler: Hey, so yeh, I was texting someone last night and ...
Madison: OH SPRINKLE MUFFINS! I forgot to record the new Ghost Adventures!
Tyler: Can't you just record the whole season? Thats what I did!
Madison: Oh yeh ... I already did that.
Sprinkle Muffins by Ms. Baggins January 10, 2010

Sprinkle dinkle 

Sprinkle dinkle is the act of violently assaulting a random street bum after he is down you shove your shit inside of his mouth
Kyle found a man on the street begging for money and committed sprinkle dinkle

Sprinkle My Tinkle

When your tinkly winkly gets a bit sprinkly and you have to let it loose.
Man... I had to sprinkle my tinkle all over her chest last night.

sprinkle monkey

A derisive name given to the new guy at the ice cream shop that isn't yet allowed to operate the cash register or even scoop ice cream. He/she is only allowed to add toppings such as sprinkles to a cone that a senior employee has already scooped.
Fatty: Hey dude can i get some sprinkles on that peanut butter chocolate fudge lard two scooper?
Dude behind the counter: HEY SPRINKLE MONKEY, this fatty wants some sprinkles on his next heart attack.

Sprinkle Cheese 

Cheese that black people want in Adventure Landing.
Sprinkle Cheese by Luke Kol February 9, 2008

Sprinkle the pudding 

before sex u take colon cough, then right after you finish you get up and spray nasty diarrhea all over ur partner
Guy 1-what did u do last night?

Guy 2-i went to my girlfriends house to sprinkle the pudding on her

Guy 1-how did that go?

Guy 2-she dumped me
Sprinkle the pudding by S.G.C February 28, 2011