Spic and span

The description of a place that has been approved by the female parental as to meet her degree or expectations of cleanliness

You can't go see your girlfriend until this room is spic and span

by MysteryBot56 March 9, 2019

spic and span

A derogatory term for latino twins.

Check out spic and span over there selling chiclets.

by ryuhyabusa May 18, 2004

the c-span special

When you prank call somebody talking about Howard Stern.

Carl: "Hey, Randy, did you hear about Ryan? He got the C-Span Special and now he's binging the Howard Stern Show."

Jack: "Really, I got one, too."

by Mr. Whiskers' Cat June 27, 2019

Spic & Span

Getting your house, lawn, and/or garden cleaned by workers of Mexican descent

Instead of asking my girl to keep herself occupied while I work, we invested in Spic & Span for the low, low price.

by N2O-LMAO May 9, 2009

texttention span

The attention span you have for a texting conversation.

Sorry I didn't reply, I've got such a short texttention span.

by LBeverly June 29, 2011

vag span

the width between the lips of the vagina. often found to be greater, the older and more experienced the woman is.

marc: "hey do you want to come round and play AoE2 tonight?"

callum: "nah, i'm busy pounding your mom"

marc: "mind if i join you?"

callum: "not at all, there's more than enough room, your mom has a mighty vag span."

marc: "yeah well she is a dirty whore."

by staygold47 April 15, 2010

Babe Span

Refers to how long an attractive/sexy female gathers attention from crowd.

Sable : Clara looks so fucking hot today.
Torres : Her Babe Span is on and will be extend for more than a day.

by Moulish Rated - R Punk February 9, 2015