solar hype 

A person that is only able to hype when the sun is out. It would seem that all their energy is gained from the solar rays of the sun. Without the sun they are usless. Solar hypes tend to have an early bed time.

Person One: Yo Konrad why do you look so struggling today?
Person Two: Man im a solar hype and the sun is not out, I cant hype without the sun.
Person One: Yo weak ass should be in bed...

solar hype by Young Et December 6, 2009

solar enema 

idiomatic noun; a polite euphemism for "blowing sunshine up the ass," or in other words, when someone makes deceptively encouraging or unctuous statements, or false promises, for dishonest purposes like covering up a bad situation or gaining influence with the listener(s).

CEO: "I know you employees are all concerned about more lay-offs, but senior management sincerely believes that our company has effectively right-sized to optimize efficiency and to achieve our goals for profitability. I am satisfied that our jobs are secure..." Worker #1: "Do you believe Mr. Big Boss? Whose goals and jobs is he talking about--I bet by 'ours' he mostly means the good ol' boys in the boardroom!" Worker #2: "You called it, sister! Flush that solar enema where jargony newspeak belongs."

solar enema by Gawdamned Yankee November 4, 2011

Solar Flare 

1. An energy attack, espoused by the ancillary characters of the cartoon series Dragon Ball Z, used to confuse opponents with a bright flash of light.
2. A social construct based upon the above definition, useable at parties when one wants to stop talking to a group of people.

Instead of explicitly stating his intention to walk over there, Rick used a solar flare.

Solar Flare by ZMoneyy January 10, 2012

Solar boner 

The excitement you achieve when you realize that you're sending energy back to the grid and getting electricity for free.

Once I got my solar installed, I couldn't get rid of my solar boner.

Solar boner by Shrink Rap June 27, 2016

solar influenza 

Using your sick leave to enjoy the day off from work, when your not really sick.

Mr. Johnson, I want able to make it to work today, I have solar influenza.

solar influenza by fastblk22 July 19, 2009

solar balloon 

A solar balloon is a miniature hot air balloon, heated entirely by the sun.It's made of black plastic, and the black color easily absorbs heat radiating from the sun. This in turn heats up the air inside the balloon, turning a plain plastic balloon into a high-flying miniature hot air balloon within seconds.

-is that a solar balloon?

-yea' dude it's made up from five plastic bags.Want to help me make a bigger one?
-sure thing!

solar balloon by solo_sabbath April 9, 2010

Solar Sands 

A YouTuber that reviews and critiques art on DeviantArt.

- Has beautiful hands
- Has an adorable voice
- Does not show his face
- Does awesome pixel art
- Deserves all the love, affection, warmth and happiness in the world
- Does pretty harsh critiques
- Has a younger brother
- Hates weird fetishes
- Possibly a furry (ships Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde)
- Has an adorable laugh

Hater: You're so mean to the artists! I hate you!
Solar: meh, I don't really ca-
Fans: FSHLKHSIDLSKDHSU HOW DARE YOU INSULT SOLAR SANDS

Solar Sands by obsessive Solar Sands fan January 23, 2019