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city slicker 

A stupid city boy who does not know how to the following:
.ride a horse
.rope a cow
.know the meaning of hard work

A city slicker often trys to be a 'country boy' which they dont realize makes them look more stupid
'A city slciker walks into a bar with his cowboy hat and boots, but he doesnt fool anyone because everyone can tell the difference by the way he walks, the way he talks, the way he wears his hat, and the fiasco is really over when he pulls out his cell phone!
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Dick Slicker 

A Dick Slicker, or slicker, is a condom, a "raincoat" or "Slicker" for your penis. Just as a rain slicker is worn to protect your body from exposure to unfriendly weather, a "dick slicker" is worn to protect your pecker from exposure to unfriendly snatch.
"If you're going to Jamie's tonight, don't forget the Dick Slicker. She spends so much time at the free clinic she has her own parking space.
Dick Slicker by ImSkattered March 17, 2008

city-slicker 

There're no toilets... you're gonna have to drop a city-slicker.
city-slicker by berserkerich May 30, 2011

City slicker 

Is most likely white, will make so many music and Grey Anatomy's reference's you'll want to throw them out the window. Also, if they go 1 hour without StarBucks, visiting Coachella, or talking about drama they will collapse and fall into a white girl's coma.
Did you see that guy Cooper in LP he’s such a city slicker.”

Oh my god Cooper is the biggest city slicker I know.”

City Slicker 

Is most likely white, will make so many music and Grey Anatomy's reference's you'll want to throw them out the window. Also, if they go 1 hour without StarBucks, visiting Coachella, or talking about drama they will collapse and fall into a white girl's coma.
Country Dude: Hey there!
City Slicker: Oh hey I love coachella and starbucks!!!!
*Country Dude grabs shotgun and shots said city slicker in the face*

city slicker 

someone who always slicks their hair back and is from the city. Their normally good looking.
random person: look at that hottie who is touching their hair!!
Random person 2: what do you expect their obviously a city slicker.
city slicker by early sleeper ;) August 22, 2018

Boon Slicker 

A cryptic name given to confuse students in projects. Humorous in pronunciation. Although a seemingly undefined word, there is no way it does not have underlying, likely erotic, meaning.
Welcome to the meeting, Boon Slicker.