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Scroteus 

Scroteus (n.) {skroh-tee-uhs, tyoos}:
1. Classical Mythology. A lesser mangod of courageonicity and bravitude, son of Testiclees, The Greek God of Nards.
2. A person of exceptionally scrotal constitution usually exemplified by an act of fantastical ballsiness.
3. (lowercase) Cosmotology. The blue liquid in which combs are kept.
pl. scrotei {skroh-tee-ahy}
This is the dawning of the Age of Scroteus, AGE OF SCROTEUUUUUSSS! Scro-teeee-uuuuuuus!
Scroteus by Jesus D. August 14, 2008
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(verb): to succeed at doing something by luck or otherwise less than honorable means. A fluke. Most often used in sports. Like if you shank a golf shot, but it somehow goes in the hole anyway. Or if you call swish, but then the basketball miraculously goes off the backboard and through the hoop.
WTF? I can't believe you scrotered that last shot into the basket.
Clint Dempsey totally scrotered that ball past Robert Green in the World Cup.
scroter by brentmcd April 29, 2011
Related Words

Surfer Scrote 

Balls which are roughed up due to board shorts which chafe your nuts when sitting on your board.
Dude, I got surfer scrote from these cheap ass board shorts.
Surfer Scrote by soulsurfer78 October 26, 2009

Scrotesque

1. A grotesque scrotum
2. Something that looks like a grotesque scrotum eg an old persons neck skin
3. Something that is horrible looking to the extreme
2.My god your grandad has a scrotesque neck!
3. Man, your girlfriend is scrotesque!
Scrotesque by Dan, James, Pat February 18, 2004
Slang for a dude, especially one that is getting out of control.
"Settle down, Scrotey!"
Scrotey by scrotey13 October 11, 2012

scrote stick 

common annoyance in the male population. when the scrotum (nutsack) is sat against for too long or becomes sweaty, it sticks to the side of the leg. often accompanied by itchiness
"Dude I was sitting watching the movie for so long when I stood up I had to fix my scrote stick"
scrote stick by la crav May 1, 2006

scrotey oats 

breakfast cereal of real men.
guy 1: "dude, i had scrotey oats for breakfast this morning"

guy 2: "holy shit dude, does that mean you can like..lift cars and shit with your bare muscles"

guy 1: "yeah"
scrotey oats by Magus January 6, 2005