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Reversed Horse-Girl 

To the usually nice, polite and well-behaved horse girls, the reversed horse girls are the complete opposite. You can recognize them by their unnecessarily many chains and bracelets as well as their extremely colorful and eye-catching clothing. Since most reversed horse girls are between the ages of 11 and 13, their makeup is not really ''professional''. Mostly they only wear eyeshadows from their eyeshadow palette with 2 - 3 colors, which is often trashy blue or purple. As lipstick they like to use cherry lip gloss from the kid girls section in the 1 dollar shop that they bought without their mother's permission. Their hairstyle is often 2 ponytails with colorful Highlights or pink hair clips with rainbow fake hair.

The Reversed Horse-Girls are also some kind of Gossip Girls. They love to talk about everything that's happening in school right now - mostly about the bad luck of their classmates. If they get caught laughing about someone, they usually don't say anything and just look at the person with a judging and disgusted face until the person goes away. Reversed Horse-Girls are often in a group of 2 - 3 other Reversed Horse-Girls and they always need confirmation from their friends. These girls also like to watch series like ''soy Luna'' or ''Violetta'' with their friends if they make a sleepover. They almost always end their sentences with ''ewww'' or ''ugh''. Boomers often see them as the definition of young teenage girls.
-Example n. 1 - Reversed Horse-Girls at school-

Reversed Horse-Girl 1: Did u girls notice my new purple eyeshadow? I stole it from my moms make-up bag tss.

Reversed Horse-Girl 2: Oh my god so fash! Wha- EWW!

Reversed Horse-Girl 3: Whats wrong?

Reversed Horse-Girl 2: Omg did you just see this girl? Her T-Shirt was so ugly ewww

Reversed Horse-Girl 1: I wish i didn't. I think i'm gonna throw up ughh.

Person: Could you girls please stop talking so bad about my bestie? Why are u feeling good while laughing about others?

The whole Reversed Horse-Girl group: *stare at her with a judgy face for like a minute*

Person: *leaves annoyed*

The Reversed Horse-Girl group: *think the person got scared of them although she didn't*

-Example n. 2 - Reversed Horse-Girls in a clothing store-

Reversed Horse-Girl 1: Girls does this rainbow shirt suit me? I think the stripes make me look fat!

Reversed Horse-Girl 2: No no you look great! There's never enough stripes ughh.

Reversed Horse-Girl 3: Yea you look perfect in contrast to me ugh...

Reversed Horse-Girl 2: Oh my no! Hot pink goes so well with your hair color!

Reversed Horse-Girl 1: Okay girls. Let's pay i can't wait to get home and watch a telenovela with my besties.

Reversed Horse-Girl 2,3: Omg girl!!! *do an awkward bestie handshake so that their bracelets which are way too big make a loud noise and disturb everyone else in the shop*
Reversed Horse-Girl by gllxssyy August 1, 2020
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Reversed Colossus

When your obese partner rides you in the reverse cowgirl position.
Y’all, I experienced the Reversed Colossus last night when my obese sister hopped on my pecker and took me for a ride.

Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopoly 

Take a group of men, preferably around 11 including yourself, to any polish city. There, you shall start doing any sort of polka dance backwards around the most sexually arousing object you can find, inanimate or not, while jumping on your dick like a jackhammer. The person deciding what is or is not sexually arousing shall be decided through a tournament of monopoly while doing a handstand. Anyone who stops doing a handstand during a game is automatically disqualified and must be sent 10 kilometres in a direction of the winner's choosing. If this is not completed, everyone are allowed to paper-cut the failure into submission, and the proceed with the tournament.

When everyone's dicks have shrunken by at least 20 centimetres, the ritual is done and everyone is allowed to return to their normal duties. If someone doesn't have a 20 centimetre dick, then he does not deserve a place in this holy ritual.

This act is extremely frowned upon unless you smile to the fifth rat you meet in Poland while riding a ping-pong table down a hill.
- Honey...
- Yes?
- Matt asked me if I wanted to participate in Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopoly
- Sounds fun! It'll let you really connect with him and the others.
- I guess.

Reversed-pedophile 

It's a kid/teen that don't have full consent over what they do and likes older people who are adults and have full consent over what they're doing and are being manipulated/putting the people in situations which are illegal or very sexually suggestive. When they don't consent it.

Can be called revers-pedo
Stop acting like such a revers-pedo(Reversed-pedophile), it's disgusting.
Reversed-pedophile by projectkiyo September 19, 2020

reversed keg stand 

You hold the keg over your head and drink from it
Man that guy did an awesome reversed keg stand... oh.. he dropped it on him.. thats going to hurt in the morning
reversed keg stand by wegener March 7, 2007

The reversed Cleveland Steamer

When a homosexual man ties up a straight homophobic man and eats his shit for pleasure.
As revenge for refusing to date him, the gay man performed The Cleveland Steamer on him.
The bestest damn game player in the world. Ph33r teh ubah Revered!
A.K.A. Logan Tyrus
Have you met Revered? He teh sexeh!
Revered by Nick Lanng January 25, 2004