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Foot Pav 

When somone (your dad) accidentally shoved his foot inside a pavlova while sitting in a car
“Omg you just totally foot paved that pavlova” (after somone puts their foot in a pavlova)
Foot Pav by Noniowo January 4, 2024
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pavement pancake 

An animal that has been killed by a vehicle on the road, and has subsequently been run over so many times that it is no thicker than a pancake.
I don’t want to be the one to tell my daughter that ‘Miss Fluffy’ is now a pavement pancake.

Pavloved 

1. To become the victim of routine so much so as to become brain washed and maintain the same habits despite a change in one's environment.

2. To be trained to do something that doesn't make sense akin to being hypnotized.
1. Every morning I drive down to the corner of Park and Main only to stare find a vacant building. Man ever since they moved that Dunkin' Donuts I've just been pavloved.

2. Jim: Every day when Dwight logs out of his computer I've offered him a mint so today I didn't.

Dwight logs out and we hear the Windows log out sound. Dwight holds out his hand.

Jim: Why are you holding out your hand?

Dwight: I don't know...and my mouth tastes really bad and not minty.
Pavloved by Jabathenut March 25, 2010

Pavement Fairy 

British Royal Navy slang dating from around the time of World War I. A Pavement Fairy is the name for a prostitute, whore or woman of easy virtue. The pavement part comes from these women having 'beats' on the pavement of a particular street, whilst the fairy has nothing to do with homosexuality, but possibly derives from Cinderella's Fairy Godmother who makes wishes come true.

At one time Union Street, in Plymouth UK was notorious for the numbers of pavement fairies plying their trade to give solace to soldiers, sailors and Royal Marines. There's even a rude version of the Irish folk song 'The Spanish Lady' that mentions both Plymouth and a pavement fairy:

As I walked into Plymouth City,
Union Street it was late at night,
There did I see a pavement fairy
Washing her snatch in the pale moonlight,
First she washed it then she dried it
Over a fire of red hot coal
In all my life I ne'er did see
So much singed hair round a dirty great hole.
Joe's out on the razzle tonight, but he's goin' for the pavement fairy first before he gets too pissed.
Pavement Fairy by AKACroatalin February 14, 2019

North American Pavement Ape 

Antique farm equipment.

Pants sagging nappy haired black trash
It's a shame these North American Pavement Apes bring human black people down.

Who paved the way 

The seven crackheads of south korea . Their cracked head intelligence , activities and mortality with extra cuteness made everyone say . BTS paved the way .
Do you know who paved the way?
Armys: BTS!!!💜
Who paved the way by u Got no jams September 13, 2020