Muffication 

To be suffocated by breast

I almost suffered from muffication by my girlfriend

Muffication by Pubic-alien July 16, 2018

Muffinhead 

A muffinhead is someone who is not very smart or nice.

Oh my gosh you muffinhead!

Muffinhead by Nuela the cheese May 18, 2022

muffintitus

is the rapidly spreading disese that makes one addicted to muffins..worse than any type of drug. Muffintitus can make you bankrupt from spending all your money on muffins. Usually the top of the muffin is wanted the most.

Whoa..i just looked at that damn muffin and caught muffintitus.

muffintitus by jen nishimura May 4, 2008

Glasses Muffintop 

When you need a haircut and your hair hangs over the sides of the glasses, and the view of your head straight on looks like a muffin top. Also tiny glasses on a fat person = glasses muffintop.

yo I need a hair cut so bad! I put my glasses on and had a glasses muffintop!

Glasses Muffintop by eviscer8tor November 14, 2012

muffingate 

a scandalous situation that occurs when a comely female co-worker or co-ed exposes her whisker bisquit and receives a charge--or even a proposition.

(1)Liza and Dave were alone in the Sauna when we arrived, and, make no mistake about it, Liza didn't make even a half-hearted attempt to cover her cuchi. We're talking muffingate!
(2) "Did you see Liza benching?"
"Yeah, muffingate!"

muffingate by T.T.T.--Gankinhisshit October 30, 2006

Muffintop Bitch 

A butchy, chunky lesbian.

She is a muffintop bitch

Muffintop Bitch by manolantern May 12, 2010

branded muffintop 

A female with visible skinfolds protruding out over the top of the waistband on a pair of tight fitting jeans. This is a muffintop. What makes it a branded muffin top is the presence of a tattoo on the lower back.

Females, mostly between the ages of 14 and 35 who choose a certain style of dress as follows. It starts with being overwright or slightly overweight as it related to height. The overweight or puggy female attempts to fit into jeans that are too small for her actual waist size. This results in the displacement of fat over the top of the waistband resembling the top portion of a muffin that sticks out over the wrapper. Branded muffintops have a tattoo on their lower back and tend to wear shirts that are short revealing the muffintop.

branded muffintop by Dubby911 March 29, 2009