wank mining

The act of masturbating while simultaneously surfing porn in a haphazard manner, in the hope of chancing across a piece of such unparalleled hotness/depravity that it pushes you to the point of orgasm.

"Anyone know of any good tips for multiple windows installations, without the mind numbing tedium?"
"do some wank mining on the first, while installing the second"

wank mining by wooty January 13, 2008

minting it 

When you're brushing your teeth and masturbating at the same time. You spit the tooth paste into your hand and continue on until climax. The point of the toothpaste is to enhance the experienced sensation a la altoids. It is often followed by a warm shower.

It was Monday and I needed a perk so I ended up minting it this morning!

minting it by Cory_J May 3, 2009

turd mining

gay men having butt love

the two coal miners where turd mining

turd mining by C.L.K. January 10, 2008

data mining 

The act of browsing Facebook profiles for the viewing pleasure of an attractive person of the opposite sex.

Hey bro, I was data mining earlier and found some pics of this hawt chick.

data mining by Hap Loman June 18, 2011

minging out 

1) to be in a state of vomitting, memory loss and serious drunkedness.

2) to be in a state of detoxification (hangover) wherby one may vomit or 'ming out' at the sight, smell or even the sound of food. 'Minging out' is common after nights of heavy drinking and can last from a couple of hours to whole days.

3) the word 'ming' or 'minger' can simply be applied to someone who is renowned for 'minging out' or has recently had a memorable 'minging out' experience.

''Hey look at Matt knocking on hotel doors in his boxers, he's totally minging out''

''Hey ming, you don't remember at all what happened last night do you? You must be feeling so minged out right now''

''You were so minged out you turned our room into brown town and got us chucked out the hotel''

minging out by Holy_Joly September 8, 2009

urban mining 

Scavenging through the scrap metal in old electronic products in search of precious metals (gold, silver, copper, iridium, palladium etc.).

Extracting valuable metals from electronic waste.

p1: I wonder where we will dump this old, shitty TV.
p2: Hmm, we should take it to junk yard, so they can urban mine it.
p1: Urban what?
p2: Urban mine it. To let it be dissembled and recycled
p1: Ok.

Urban mining is fast growing industry

urban mining by contris June 18, 2011

Book mining 

Sophisticated-ly getting drunk out of your mind with classy individuals.

What are your plans for the weekend? Just book mining with George and Amal Clooney, you?

Book mining by Dr.Phils Mom June 12, 2018