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mince pie 

The best food in the world.
Made up of pastry with a mince filling, it is commonly found in any store that sells food throughout New Zealand and Australia (dairy's, cafe's, super markets).
Also comes with many other variations of fillings such as steak, steak & cheese, mince & cheese, chilli beef & cheese, pepper steak.
Almost better than sex
Jim: maaaan im hung over lets go down the road and get a pie
Gary: yeah man i want one of those chilli beef n cheese ones, dont get the chicken man it gives you the shits
Jim: i know, i'm never doing that again
Timo: why dont they have mince pies in places like america and the uk? fuckn crazy shit
Jim: yeah man
mince pie by Jimmy January 14, 2006
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mince morsel 

An exceptionally pungent, meaty, transient bout of flatulence unleashed by an unknown assailant in a confined area.
The mood at the dinner party was blackened by a haunting, cloying odour - despite a volley of accusing looks, no-one would confess to discharging the ghastly mince morsel....
mince morsel by The Baron Delarary September 15, 2008

Mince head 

somebody, usually a friend, who fucks shit up under the influence of alcohol or something.
Mince head by coit September 8, 2008

Mince of Darkness

A very camp homosexual Goth or Emo
Mince of Darkness by peaver666 January 6, 2011

Mince pie 

Oh my god Lauren, I can't believe you can twerk, you're such a mince pie!

mince pie 

when you shit in a girls fanny and mince it up with your dick
Peter: did you have a good christmas john?

John: yeah - i gave lucy a mince pie; fucking slag.
mince pie by MR.BJ December 22, 2009

mince meat 

Saying stupid stuff. Doing stupid things. Not thinking through what you are going to do.
David is such a mince meat, that he thought the Full House theme said "heat man tv" rather then "evening TV."

David is such a mince meat, he thought Lucas had been in Sweden the night before he played a soccer game in Oregon!
mince meat by Henry David September 27, 2006