Sloppy Jalopy 

The act of receiving road head from a Gilf.

It was a great idea to give the my elderly neighbor a ride to the store, she thanked me with Sloppy Jalopy.

Sloppy Jalopy by TheForgeCleric April 18, 2025

jallopy

Old motor vehicle in bad state of repair,unreliable and a general eyesore devoid of any street cred!

jallopy corner e.g. classified ads for bargain cars

jallopy by Motakatsu Hideyoshi February 22, 2008

slop jalops 

titties that look nice when you see them in a shirt or a bra, and then she whips them out...and they're all over the place and messy. letting down your hopes and dreams of a nice set of tits. can also cause major loss of horniness/boner.

Guy 1: Yo you hook with that girl at the club the other night? the one with the nice tits?
Guy 2: Yea bro, bad news....went back to her place and she had some slop jalops!

Guy 1: Fuckkkkkkk, that sucks.

slop jalops by Chrisby Jay Gatsby August 14, 2013

Jalopie 

A Shitty Car

Megan's Hardesty's car is a major jalopie.

Jalopie by FISH <>< February 27, 2004

Jalope 

A really shitty automobile

"Chippy's car is a complete jalope"

Jalope by Wish.....JEWish December 12, 2004

jaloproctitis 

Rectal burning caused by defecating spicy food. (I didn't make this up).

"The chili you made last night left me with a pretty severe case of jaloproctitis this morning."

jaloproctitis by j. rabbit richards April 8, 2006

Jaloppagog

Obscenely or disproportionately large.

That woman has jaloppagog tits.

Jaloppagog by Fourkie August 23, 2009