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Dental Hygienist

The Hot Girls at the Dentist Office who clean your teeth and tell you to brush more often. They accidentally brush their breasts against you and use the suction too.
A dental hygienist is the cute blonde who cleans your teeth every 6 mos. that you secretely have a crush on.
Dental Hygienist by Casey X. March 17, 2009
To become clean and glistenin' and shit.
"That's hygene nigga." wise words from The Health Inspector.
hygene by Ded song May 24, 2015

hygienes 

Any of a number items available for purchase in the prison commissary. More common examples would be deoderant, soap, shampoo, sanitary napkins, tooth paste, and fingernail clippers.
Shanaynay and Big Mama are in the SHU (Special Housing Unit) because they were fighing over hygienes. The unit officer had enough.
hygienes by sanjac1836 May 26, 2008

hygienically challenged 

a person who is unable to maintain proper hygene.
Audra: "Wow Brandon, you really need to take a bath"
Brandon: " But Audra, it's only been 4 days!"
Audra: "That is not acceptable, take a bath. You are starting to make me believe that you are hygienically challenged."

The Oral Hygienist 

Otherwise known as "the dentist" or "the dental hygienist", the oral hygienist is the lost art of giving two guys head at the same time, in the sense that the multiple penises represent the dental tools.
Guy 1: dude i totally had a three way last night with this random dude and this chick

Guy 2: oh nice... i think... you didn't cross swords did you?

Guy 1: Are you kidding me, we gave her the oral hygienist, she totally got the fluoride treatment.

Guy 2: nice.
The Oral Hygienist by squantooo March 26, 2009

hygienist 

Person who people pay £100 an hour to clean their teeth because they're too lazy to floss
I paid the hygienist £100 because I couldn't be bothered to floss
hygienist by Sartorigd November 16, 2015