Hoobastank 

- the pungent odor stemming from a dirty bong.

Bro! Don’t be the guy with bad paraphernalia hygiene…nobody wants to partake if it’s hoobastank!

Hoobastank by Richard Downs April 24, 2024

Hoobastank Roughrider 

Someone who would do a guy in hoobastank just to gain the fame

OMG i did Doug Robb im an official Hoobastank Roughrider

Hoobastank Roughrider by rampD January 22, 2009

Hoobastank tittyfuck 

Verb: when one puts a bowl of marijuana (hoobastank) betwixt a woman’s tits and pushes the tits around the carb of the bowl whilst hitting the bowl with one’s face in the tits.

Person one: have you smoked that new cookies shit yet?
Person two: totally man! I hit a fat hoobastank tittyfuck with my girl last night.

Hoobastank tittyfuck by Father Jon Marxist September 26, 2020

Slurped Off That Hoobastank 

A derogatory phrase, often used to insult one’s intelligence. It can also be used to refer to a high or intoxicated individual.

“Man, he be slurped off that hoobastank ”.

Slurped Off That Hoobastank by Loser_Real April 7, 2021

empress hoobastank 

A woman who regularly chews Koolerz gum like the band members of Hoobastank. She is an empress because she shares magnanamously.

"Empress Hoobastank may I please rifle through your belongings for some of your righteously magnanamous gum?"

empress hoobastank by Linda Thurmes August 2, 2004

Hoopstank 

Hoopstank is yet another creative word for marijuana. Can be used in place of marijuana in any instance.

Yo nigga, be sure to pick up some of dat hoopstank on ya way ova, ya heard?

Hoopstank by acfnigga April 15, 2009

hoobaskank 

Taken from the name of a band, Hoobastank, and skanks, thus coming up with Hoobaskanks. They are the various 15-25 year old female who wear shirts that my 6 month old son couldn't fit into, shorts that he also couldn't fit into, and makeup that was applied with a trowel and wagner power painter. Normally seen in malls walking around with large formations of other Hoobaskanks in their migratory patterns, down and back, down and back, hang out at food court, repeat until kicked out of mall. Though they are all seeking attention in the worst possible way, glancing at them will have adverse reactions from entire flocks of Hoobaskanks.

Me: Wow, look at that herd of hoobaskanks. I wondered where all the old used handkerchiefs and Tammy Faye Baker's makeup went to.
Hoobaskank #1: What the fuck are you looking at? Pervert, quit looking at me!
Me: Go home you little whore and get some self esteem and buy some clothes from a regular store, not the lingerie department in Whores R Us.
Hoobaskank #2: Shut up, you're just jealous of us because you can't have us.
Me: ******laughing hysterically*****

hoobaskank by flydezine July 27, 2008