Hamster Arctic Pipeline 

The act of someone taking a hamster, hollowing it out so it is just skin, filling it with shit and freezing it. They then proceed to use it as a dildo.

Filbert the Hamster was spinning round on his wheel when Matthew had an idea. He tried hamster feltching before on Filberts big brother, but it cut the shit out of his insides. He also quite liked arctic pipeline so he had the genius idea of combining the two. Matthew enjoyed Hamster Arctic Pipeline so much he cleaned up and went straight back to the pet shop.

Hamster Arctic Pipeline by Try it all once October 30, 2012

newborn hamster 

when a person shares physical characteristics with a newborn hamster due to being in an extreme state of drunkenness or tiredness. these characteristics include squinted, baggy, puffy or darkened eyes and pinkened skin.

"holy shit man, you look like a newborn hamster!"

newborn hamster by Laura MM October 11, 2006

MC hammered 

Extremely drunk. Coined by Daniel Amire.

Last Friday I was MC hammered at the bar.

MC hammered by gogg October 24, 2005

Hamster Dance 

An odd but strangely compelling song sung by the "Hamsters". They even have an album, how freaky is that? It gets stuck in your head, oh yes it does...dee ba dee ba...

Dee be dee ba doh doh...

Hamster Dance by Rob S February 15, 2004

hamster 

small furry thing that dances.

the hamster danced all night.

hamster by N¦ck December 24, 2003

Hamstead 

The act of kicking someone in the balls so hard that not only their testicles appear black, but they will become infertile.

Dude, I'll hamstead you so hard that you'll go to hospital.

Hamstead by TheHamstead June 3, 2015

hambered 

a state of drunkenness after only drinking a little bit, where you think everyone is your friend, you are falling on the ground, you are more obnoxious than usual, you knock drinks out of people's hands, and you are puking in the toilet for the rest of the night. a real bitch move.

That girl is totally hambered!
Dude lets not get too hambered tonight. Everyone will think we are douche bags.

hambered by letsnotbehambered November 9, 2010