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gossip girl 

In New York City like most other cities, there is the west and the east and the south and the north. Blair Waldorf, Serena van der Woodsen, Nate Archibald, all live the luxury life in the Upper East as Jenny and Dan Humphrey live the not-so-fun middle class life in the Upper West.

A certain "Gossip Girl" character tells the story of those characters. Blair the sensitive drama queen, Serena the slut but also of a heart of gold, Nate the stoner-boy who's so much more, Dan the Shakespeare and Romeo at the same time, and Jenny the ninth grader with the big boobs who would trade it all for an East sider's life.

This book is great, and the only people who will hate is are those who are jealous of the rich kids. Otherwise, you will be ADDICTED to it!!! Even one of my friends who is completely anti-book reads it!!!!
Girl 1: Hey, do you like the Gossip Girl books? I LOVE them!!!
Girl 2: No, they're all...rich and stuff. Bunch of brats!
Girl 1: Ha, yeah right. You're just being a jealous bitch about it!
Girl 2(guiltily): Fuck off!
gossip girl by pinkpanthas December 28, 2005

gossip hound 

Someone who gossips incessantly. Usually a person with no life of their own, who enjoys wreaking social havoc amongst others. So completely untrustworthy, they cannot be trusted with even the most trivial of information. Often observed carrying a cell phone, and can text message at warp speed. Most often observed in females, but may include gay men.
"My girlfriend got overly drunk at the party, and fell down the stairs. Thanks to a gossip hound, by the next afternoon, everybody in school knew about it."
gossip hound by D. Gould May 1, 2006

Gossip Collateral 

When two friends both know so many of each others' secrets that they both know neither one of them will tell, or the other one will tell in revenge. For example: Friend A knows X about friend B, and friend B knows Y about friend A. Therefore, if friend A reveals X, friend B may reveal Y, and vice versa. Thus, the security of their respective secrets is mutually guaranteed. Generally, the secrets in question are of equal or near-equal magnitude. For instance, cheating on a partner might be equivalent to a well-hidden drug habit or closet bulimia, whereas a crush would be a lower magnitude.
Becca told Rachel about her secret crush, and didn't have to worry about her telling, because she had Rachel's secret crush as gossip collateral.
Gossip Collateral by Amarantha September 1, 2010

Gossip bitch 

A bitch who will gossip about everything and not do shit in the gym.
That gossip bitch talked about the dumbasses at the gym
Gossip bitch by Bigfatmeanie December 27, 2017

Gossip Girl Syndrome

The act in which an individual dramatizes or completely lies about scenarios to make their banal lives resemble the CW show “Gossip Girl”. These outlandish stories typically involve the topics of money, business, scandals, cheating, sex, and drugs to an exaggerated point. Those with this diagnosis will also go out of their way to prove they are "rich" and lead much more interesting and scandalous lives than you (when in reality they don't).
Gia: Yesterday Megan was talking about she apparently slept with her dad's co-worker than blew half the money in her trust fund shopping, I think she's lying..
Margot: Definitely Gossip Girl Syndrome as well.

Gossip Vagina 

A phenomenon that makes you feel empty unless you fill it with satisfaction by spreading sweet sweet gossip.
Jamie: I need to spread some gossip, my gossip vagina is gagging for it!
Stacey: Same I just feel so empty I need to be satisfied by some juicy gossip.