Goomed Up 

Drunk, Hammered, Wasted, Pissed.

He was so Goomed Up last night he woke up naked in the lawn.

Goomed Up by Richard Zinner September 4, 2017

Gookery

Similar to the word “fuckery”, except used in the presence of a single Asian or a group of Asians. It is used to describe chaos and things that seem fucked up to the human mind. @Jlee

What kind of gookery is this?

Gookery by Gook8 May 24, 2018

Goosed 

Old school definition: to pinch someone's buttocks, hopefully the opposite sex, but hey, you take what you get.

Always associated in my mind with a British accent....

Owww! You goosed me, you cheeky devil!

Goosed by badmartialarts October 15, 2004

YOU DUN GOOFED 

When you've dun something thats just plain stupid.

That Guuuuuuurl: oh WOOPSIES.. I just spilt water all over your desk....my baad...
Me: YOU DUN GOOFED!! CONSEQUENCES...WILL NEVER.BE.THE.SAAME!! O____e

YOU DUN GOOFED by BabyTanTaniaBobania April 22, 2011

Gooed 

The consumption of too many drugs e.g weed, alcohol, blow with the accumulation of too many pizza pockets puts the users into a complete state of paralysis unable to remove from the couch only the addiction of the substances will give the user the motive and or the drive to remove him or herself from the couch and to the fridge, bong, or glass chessboard placed on the table right in front of him

Spencer: how much weed have we got left

Nigel: urrrrrgh urrrrgh

Rob: he's gooed to the couch

James: lets eat his pizza pockets

Gooed by critizise this February 1, 2013

goonked 

When a person is extremely high or drunk, to the point where basic human tasks are almost impossible to accomplish.

Dan: Charles cmere! I can't get this power strip to work. I plugged it in and everything.
Charles: My nigga what? You can't plug the cord into the extension! You must be goonked fam!

goonked by BabyGrizzly September 15, 2015

goobedybaba 

Weird, my own language, if you found this, you are koool. Goobedy baba is a word that I made in me and my best friend’s language called katooki language. This language is for weirdos and funny people. So, goobedybaba means a scientific coincidence that involves a ton of equations and experiments explaining why the earth is round and when the world will truly have its last breath of life before the thermal heat from the sun’s UV rays cause it to explode and all of he other planets with it. Soon, there will be a new life source on the no longer called planet Pluto that ignorant scientist decided that they would judge before they see the beauty on the planet and completely disclude it. But soon, there will be a life source on Pluto, and it shall be named the Goobedybabas.

Person: hey, how was your day
Me: goobedybaba
Person:uh, what do u think will happen with the test tomorrow
Me:goobedybaba
Person:ok.... (runs)

goobedybaba by Goobedybaba believer July 7, 2019