Food Affair

When you're eating one thing, but picturing something else.

Like when you bite into that boring lettuce sandwich, but your thinking of a toasty, foot-long, Roast Beef sandwich au jus, dripping with melted Swiss cheese.

Rebecca was having a food affair as she ate her protein bar, thinking instead, of a fluffy, chocolate parfait.

Food Affair by Mr. Hugh Mongus October 2, 2009

Dog Food Lid 

When reversed, it spells "dildo of god."

Person 1: Got a dog food lid?
Person 2: Yeah, totally.
*immense sexual actions occur*

Dog Food Lid by SirQTPie June 17, 2015

date food 

food that you eat during a date,in order to look cool.Date food does not include KFC,or other sorts of messy fatty food,especially for girls.

Joe:So,how was your date with Sue?

Mark:well,she was hot,but when she started chowing down that pork meat I almost barfed.

Joe:That is nasty!She should have eaten some date food.

date food by foursouls1 May 23, 2009

safe food 

can be used in eating disorder communities, and autism communities, in ed, can be defined by a food that is low in calories and the person is not worried about eating it, in autism, autistic people can be ''picky eaters'' because sensory issues, so, safe food, is a food that the person likes it, the texture, and its safe to eat, and that will not cause a meltdown

''yeah, my safe food is apples''
''im autistic, my safe food is spaghetti''

safe food by ggukied March 19, 2021

foodgitives 

The peas or corn in a TV dinner that end up in the main section of the tray when you attempt to scoop them up.

"Dude, are you actually mixing your corn and turkey together?"

"Nah bro. those are just the foodgitives."

foodgitives by SKRI April 24, 2007

Food Gay 

Becoming vegan.

If diet was an indication of sexuality, being vegan is the equivalent of being Food Gay.

Food Gay by Hamper Hunter January 2, 2021

food-tramps 

Prostitutes who willingly accept food-stamps as a form of monetary return for their services.

Due to the absence of successful beings among the Vandergrift, Apollo, Leechburg, and other such areas, prostitutes are now willing to accept food-stamps as payment. After having received their payment, these "food-tramps" then proceed to buy large quantities of food or further barter the EBT for drugs.

food-tramps by AlexChaffinsIsAFuckingScrub August 1, 2012