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Faux-Fong 

Faux-Fong - Refers to Chinese stir-fry, made at home. That's right - It's not authentic, but it's simple and easy!

Let's face it, the best Chinese food is found in the many Chinese restaurants around town, offering a multitude of flavors and ingredients. The thing is, sometimes you want the food but don't want to get out....even for take-out. So, what to do?

Faux-Fong - the basics:
1. Meat (or Tofu) of your choice.
2. Package of frozen Stir-fry Veggies.
3. Envelope of Stir-fry Seasoning.

Adventurous? Impress her with these:
1. Rice
2. Tea
Her: Raining tonight, how about a movie and take-out?
Him: Sounds great....but take-out? It's raining cats 'n dogs out there!!
Her: I'd love some Chinese tonight!
Him: Hmmm.....Faux-Fong ok?
Her: Really, Sweetie? You'd make Faux-Fong for me?
Him: Sure!!
Her: You're the best!!!
Faux-Fong by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) September 15, 2018
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Pong Fong 

A poorly designed version of the game Pong, most likely created using Visual Basic. Paddles may change size and leave smears, and the ball may leave marks behind as it moves.
This Pong Fong reminds me of Pong, but it sucks really hard.
Pong Fong by SlauterHouZe101 May 22, 2010
fing fong is a person. her bestie is sam and sam likes to spew out random facts like that bison poop hardens in seven days. fing fong is a very short girl who is older than sam but still six feet shorter. fing fong disapproves everything sam does because sam likes stupid stuff, like one punch man. and technoblade. fing fong also has weird baby hairs.
sam: FING FONG DID U KNOW THAT FEMALE PEACOCKS ARE ACTUALLY CALLED PEAHENS????
fing fong: *sigh*
fing fong is a person who will always give you the answers to your homework, even if her answers don't make sense at all. she will also adopt your way of speaking within 2 days of being near you, so be careful to not say any bad words in front of her. if you are the one to end her innocence no one will ever be your friend.
sam: fing fong what are the answers for history
fing fong: 1. because when jfk was killed everyone was sad

2. since the civil war was a war people were hungry

3. when hitler was king god guy he had lots of power

ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong 

A langudge that every one talks but doesnt know it. they are all beef cakes that live in the ocean. they smell like lit cheese.
every one is talking ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong these days!

Daniel Fong 

Daniel Fong is a Malaysian actor known for a drama "Bintang".
Daniel Fong is very handsome and good at singing.
Daniel Fong by Ruhainies June 1, 2023