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i flatter myself

A phrase used when attempting to be inconspicuously narcissistic.
i flatter myself by javawizard November 19, 2012

fattie grunt 

A sound that is made when a rather large person bends over to pick something up or otherwise makes a move that elicits a groan like sound. Usually this sound is something like "ugghhhhh."
As Peter bent over to pick up some chalk on the floor, a fattie grunt escaped his lips.
fattie grunt by Civixx August 1, 2010

Fatties after Natties 

The standard operating procedure on any given night of planned debauchery among male friends. "Natties" being a direct reference to Natural Light and "Fatties" can be correlated with the low caliber of potential female suitors one will undoubtedly pursue.
- Jon, "Yo what's the game plan for tonight?"
- Steve, "I'm thinking the usual, Fatties after Natties."
- Jon, "Word."

flattitude 

The attitude that objects which are scientifically proven to be 3-dimensional are actually 2-dimensional or flat.
Jack: "Look at that planet, it is sooo spherical!"
John: "No, I believe you are wrong! It is obviously flat!"
Jack: "Dude, your flattitude is showing!"
flattitude by moisays April 15, 2017

Flattening the Curve 

Requesting someone to do a task or, for a commitment on a part-time basis while knowing the task or request has no set end date (or may well never end).
Are you really looking to replace the admin assistant or am I just flattening the curve?

Rascal Flatted 

To ride or be rode all night long
Stacy got rascal flatted last night. Yesenia is getting rascal flatted tonight
Rascal Flatted by Carlitoxnike July 29, 2018