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fiddle-fart 

to play, or mess around when one is supposed to be doing something more productive.
Nathan! Stop fiddle-farting, and come take out the trash!
fiddle-fart by obiwon123 March 1, 2011

Fiddle Playing Dick Muncher 

A person who craves attention and will do whatever it takes to get it.
GET AWAY FROM YOU FIDDLE PLAYING DICK MUNCHER!

Fiddle Fish 

A term used to insult one's low intelligence/slowness

Fiddle fart assing

To waste time doing anything and everything other than what you're supposed to be currently doing.
You boys better quit fiddle fart assing around and finish your homework.

Fiddle In the Night 

Sex.
It's sex.
Andrew: Ryan where the fuck have you been for the last ten hours.
Ryan: I was having a quick fiddle in the night

Andrew: Ah, I see.

fiddle while rome burns 

To enjoy minor unimportant things while ignoring the crisis happening right now
Trump dancing to Sinatra while people rioted was like Nero playing a fiddle while rome burns.
fiddle while rome burns by DWBig January 21, 2017