would you like some fries with that salt

An excellent comeback when someone is acting salty.

Person: You never do anything people ask you.

Me: Would you like some fries with that salt, sir?

would you like some fries with that salt by Skrattar du forlorar du May 23, 2018

Faris 

Faris is a nice,cute,sweet,humble,good looking guy,that loves football,many people think it’s fine to use him and that,but they need to fuk off!!!seriously,fuck yourselves yu fukers!theree is no reason to hate him,his smile is something that will steal your heart away,but he already is taken,cuz of how amazing he is,why wouldn’t he be taken??Faris’ gurl is rlly blessed to have him in her life,he is the most realist and loyal person you can ever meet!!He’s truly amazing in many ways!!!

That’s faris,he’s the realist one on my team🤟🏻❤️

Faris by YunoWhoo.xox November 4, 2019

tangle fairies 

those darn fairies that tangle wires of electrical appliances (particularly headfones and games console controllers)

Those damn tangle fairies got my MP3 too!!!

tangle fairies by jonny g7 March 23, 2007

refugee fries 

the french fries that fall out of their small bags into the main part of the big bag

you guys got orders of fries, I got dibs on the refugee fries!

refugee fries by joe mcduffie May 27, 2007

Reject Fries

The french fries you occasionally get with your fast food meal that are either too limp to eat or overcooked.

Usually put to the corner of your burger wrapper and saved for your dogs

I went to Mcdonald's and they were having an off day! Half of my fries were Reject Fries!

Reject Fries by ZakkyZebra February 27, 2010

freedom fries

-- rectangular faux-potato sticks, prefererd by idiots who have no idea they've been manipulated by the guvermint to hate all things French, and never knew the Statue of Liberty was a gift from France.

Mexico, Canada, Germany, Russia and China didn't support U.S. actions against Iraq - guess we should also have Liberty Tacos, Uncle Sam Bacon, Freedom Kraut, Bush Vodka and Reagan Eggrolls.

I am a zombie who cannot think for myself and cannot distinguish between Chirac and a French citizen, nor tolerate someone whose opinions who differ from mine; please allow me to expand my ass and shorten my lifespan by consuming large quantities of Freedom Fries.

freedom fries by The Goat Who Got Mad May 16, 2003

Belgian Fries 

The way French Fries should be called since fries are a belgian thing rather than being called Freedom fries

French people like to make jokes about Belgian people and they often mention that they make fries. for example they like to make fun of their accent by saying "a fry one time!"

Belgian Fries by FrenchLascar187 February 11, 2004