DIBs 

DIBs (Dead in Barracks): Its what happens when you live in close quarters with someone who posts totally inappropriate, hurtful and un-true things about you on the internets and you kills them for doing it!!!!

Person 1: Look up your last name
Person 2: Okay....(does it).....Hey thats mean and un-true
Person 1: What're you gonna do about it?
Person 2: I'll kill you in barracks, then you'll be DIBs!!

DIBs by Shadow09 February 6, 2010

Dibs 

1. To suddenly lose control of an object(s) in your hand and drop it all over the ground possibly while making a Michael J. Fox imitation.
2. To lose control and drop a thing or all things from it's container and then violenty throw the container with full force as a result.

Allan spent five dollars on dibs at Disneyland and then went dibs on said dibs while impersonation Michael J. Fox and then threw his cup violently at the trash can and bounced off and hit and nearly killed a small child.

Dibs by Adam Castillo March 26, 2008

dibs 

Extremely powerful word which can make people fall down on their knees for you works ever time

I call dibs on the front seat.

dibs by lucas is cool trust me February 16, 2022

Dibs 

with dibs you can reserve/own things

the first person to call „dibs“ has all the rights. no lawyer can change that.
you can only „dib“ single things.

you can‘t call dibs on all the cokes in the world.

calling dibs on people has some special rules.

you are only allowed to call dibs on 5 persons per evening. these dibs count for 1 evening from mo - thu and from friday on these dibs count until sunday evening.

every person has 5 so called „dibs for life“
when you dib a girl or a boy for life your homies are never in their whole life allowed to have this person.

every person has 2 so called „undips“.
undips are making this person „not dib-able“ for lifetime. you can only undib persons that are not currently dibbed.

also and finally:
when sparks are already flying or your homie has something with a person you are not allowed to call dibs nor dibs for life. but you obv. wouldn‘t do that anyways right?

dibs always have to be called mouth to mouth. texting „dibs“ doesn‘t count except you can watch yourself in the eyes while texting dibs.

A: yooo, i call dibs on her
B: you can‘t, C already has dibs for life on her
C: thats right lol
A: ha, seems like you have no dibs for life left then.

Dibs by Prof. Doc Dibs September 25, 2023

dibs! 

n.- something you yell or say (to your dude friends) when you see a pretty woman walk by. the first person to call "dibs" on the woman "gets her" even though if you are playing this game she is obviously way out of your league.

v.- the act of calling dibs

- the act of dibsing

n.- (girl walks by) DIBS!... this is normally by your manfriends either agreeing and respecting your dibs or getting extremely mad because they were just about to dibs the same woman.

v.- no dude, you cant have that! i already dibsed it!

dibs! by B1g R1ck October 19, 2009

"Dibs" 

"a game people of todays young society play where the object of the game is too call out "dibs" to every ugly or fat person they see
there are "dibs" for a single person
"double dibs" for two victims
"treble dibs" for three victims
and "family dibs" for a group of 4 or more.

'two fat people are walkin'

hey dude i call double "dibs" on that one!

"Dibs" by The Central April 20, 2009

Dibs not 

The original form of Noes Goes, Dibs Not is a simple way of expressing that you are not responsible for a certain task. You simply touch your nose and say "Dibs Not!"

John: This room is filthy! Someone needs to clean it.
Broom: Dibs not!!
John: Aww nuts....

Dibs not by Alisson June 24, 2007