Cryptic Cam 

The most legendary Youtuber to have ever lived, if you know Cryptic Cam in real life you are truly blessed and will live a for filling life

Cryptic Cam is my favorite Youtuber, I hope he has my kids!!

Cryptic Cam by Cryptic Cam August 20, 2022

Al Kazeer cryptic 

A fat joint made with hash in which seperate chunks of hash are wrapped with cloth pipe cleaners, then all the pipe cleaners are rolled into a big pipe-cleaner joint. To smoke, you unwravel an individual tendril of hash and freehand it. Called "cryptic" because of the unwinding process.

I smoked an Al Kazeer cryptic and was stoned for TWO DAYS. (true story)

Al Kazeer cryptic by Flingotravels May 13, 2005

Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation 

When a homosexual(queer/gay/transgenders)-person trys to get you to let them suck your dick, when they obviously know your straight.(not gay.normal)

Man this Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation about to have me punching out that fucking fag. He offered me $100 to let him suck my dick. He knows I'm straight. WTF

Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation by Dee-endah June 12, 2023

Mr. Cryptic 

so goated...

"He was Mr. Cryptic all the way" he reclaimed

Mr. Cryptic by Everyone and U October 2, 2021

Cryptocurrency Miners

Arseholes who buy out every gaming GPU in stock so that they can fatten their purses with little to no effort. Because of these utter shitbags, the prices of gaming graphics cards have soared, and few are in stock. Worse still, after using and abusing the dozens of cards they bought, they sell them to poor unknowing buyers on the internet. If you can't buy a new graphics card, these fucks are to blame.

"All I can buy right now is a GT 1030, fuck, I wanted a GTX 1060, but it's not worth it when they cost a thousand bucks, damn cryptocurrency miners"

Cryptocurrency Miners by TADPOOL January 31, 2018

CrypticNoone

Loser, simp, lebron stan

Crypticnoone in every girls comments: hey lol

CrypticNoone by Ronnie2k_ October 19, 2020

Cryption 

Cryption from the semi-popular anime "Cryption" known mostly for the (fortnite ball saga) Spends most of his days making shitty keyframes and wanting to be in LC

"Cryption said he was going to clap my mother"

Cryption by Sickomodecryption May 19, 2021