Cottering

The act of walking asymmetrical when your dying for a shit and are trying to make the distance to the toilet.

derived from "cotter pin" the pin that attaches your crank to your bottom bracket on your bicycle, and when worn or broken, forced your feet to pedal at different ratios.

" Tracy is rob ok? has he got a back or knee issue? he`s walking kind of odd." No he`s just Cottering, he`s dying for a shit and has to walk that way so he`ll make the distance."

by garrythegrey January 1, 2022

chattering pleasure

when a guy puts his chin over a girl's pussy and chatters his teeth (they are in a cold place)

"yo sandra wanted a chattering pleasure last night, I didn't know what to say"

"yeah she a freak fr"

by mikehawk921087 March 12, 2025

Critting

A successful masturbatory session of above-average quality.

"I was critting last night I don't, think i'll have another session like that ever again."

by the Dih stroyer April 6, 2025

the critening

When the enemy Tryndamere begins getting 3 crits in a row with no items.

-How did you lose lane as Darius?
-I was doing well at first, but then Trynd E'd me and the critening started.

by yasuo_irl September 27, 2018

the critening

When the enemy Tryndamere gets 3 crits in a row with no items.

-How did you lose lane as Darius?
-I was doing well at first, but then Trynd got his E and the critening began.

by yasuo_irl September 27, 2018

the chattering lack of common sense

wait what is going on here im a little out of sorts

hey do u fw the chattering lack of common sense by ghost and pals
hell yeah brutha

by entomothku July 31, 2024