choderized balls 

It is when your balls are so small that they are actually inside out. When the micro astronomical inseminators get turned inside out they actually become extremely short and fat making it a choderized ball.

Bro that asian has choderized balls (asians are the most likely to have choderized balls)

choderized balls by Shitty dick in my ballz June 6, 2017

Coopering 

Where one shits them self due to extreme stress.

Hey man this math test looks hard. I know it look really har -- do you smell that?
Yeah I think that guy over there is coopering

Coopering by Daxreapper July 6, 2018

cotterize 

To temporarily bind up a wound with split-shanked metal pins.

I can see someone's needing to cotterize a tear in sheet-metal or other fairly-tough-material paneling when making an emergency repair, but I would think that using a needle and thread would be a much more effective --- and safer --- method of choice when administering a field-dressing for a human or other living creature.

cotterize by QuacksO January 24, 2020

Coopering 

When you think, imagine, or form a question around the most ridiculous theories or "What if" / hypothetical scenarios.

"What happens if, while playing a round of golf, you hit your ball into the water and a fish eats it?"

"Stop; you're coopering again."

Coopering by NickSultan April 10, 2021

Coofercize 

When you cough so hard, you accomplish an efficient work out.

Bro, you've been terp slerping so hard that you've coofercized yourself into a 6 pack!

Coofercize by QuellFalconer August 3, 2021

CooperLueck 

Sexy beast that gets infinite bitches and never runs out of money. Always surrounded by females. The number one person on all of planet Earth at EVERYTHING.

John: Hey do you know CooperLueck?
Byron: Of course, hes the greatest person of all time.

CooperLueck by ChickenWeezer22 May 14, 2022

cotterized 

How a wound is chemically sealed using a strong alcoholic beverage.

Alcoholics claim dat drinking beer helps to their emotional "wounds" become cotterized, but in da end, they usually wind up being far worse off, both physically and emotionally.

cotterized by QuacksO May 30, 2022