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Baz Krekker 

A nickname used for Kaz Brekker, one of the main protagonists of the Six of Crows duology.
Often used when his brain is turned to mush.

Usually with anything that involves Inej Ghafa, another main protagonist of the Six of Crows duology.
"Yo, is that Kaz Brekker?"
"Nah, bro's walking all weird, even for a cripple. That's Baz Krekker,."
Baz Krekker by mahdia_bitcho April 6, 2023
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Jake Baz is not a smart man.
Jake Baz by YesioHesio April 28, 2019
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Doing something fast, another slang term for 'rapid as'
"hurry up and roll that joint,
sound, i'll do a rapid baz"
Rapid Baz by joeh312 November 29, 2010

.Net Baz 

Some say he is just an urban myth others say he hides in the shadows and appears when you least expect it, but one thing is for sure, every Recruitment Consultant in the industry fears .NET Baz.

.NET Baz came to prominence recruiting ICT .NET Development professionals in the Sydney area, he soon became widely recognised as an absolute recruitment and sales weapon and his name is well known amongst both the .NET and recruitment community.

His weapon of choice is the '.NET Drum' and recent sigtings have seen him mooching around the Streets of Sydney sporting a sharp suit and holding a handful of savage CVs.

If you need a .NET Developer look no further than .NET Baz

Known Facts: Arch Nemesis - .NET Dorbin
Identity: Recent rumours originating in the Indian .NET community say his true identity is 'Blake Barry' an Irish migrant who fell into recruitment by accident and took the IT world by storm.
'Are you recruiting?'

'Pardon?! Don't be silly we only use .NET BAZ!!'
.Net Baz by dancob October 31, 2013
A girl with extremely small and nubby thumbs.
That J-Baz stuck her nubs up my ass.
J-Baz by Just Josh January 12, 2008

Shiv & Baz Theory 

The theory states that the universe was always the universe and when the universe grows so big it collapses on itself starting the big bang that creates the next universe. This sets the basis for the basic laws of physics e.g. time is relevant. This theory has been proven by Oppenheimer himself and Jordan Kilfoyl.
While the universe is ending another is starting, such a Shiv & Baz Theory.

Keith/ Baz 

Boomer red faced gammon from the North of England, Norf FC, will be seen down the local, voted Tory in 2019 GE.
Luvs carling, luvs spoons, luvs greggs, luvs the missus, luvs the bairns - simple as.
Married to a Sharon (female version, can down as many pints) or a Karen.
When a Keith/ Baz is seen in Wetherspoons face planting the floor after stumbling to the bar.
Onlookers - "Look at that Keith/ Baz over there hahaha"
Keith/ Baz by janda2020 September 6, 2020