Jamaican Barking Spider

A mythical creature on which loud farts are blamed.

Example:
*BRRRRRAP*
Dave: “Jimmy bro did you just bust ass?”
Jimmy: “Wasn’t me bro. Must be a Jamaican Barking Spider in the room.”

Jamaican Barking Spider by Three Seventeen April 8, 2023

barking wolf spider

farting

(after letting out a loud fart) Dude, did you hear that barking wolf spider?

barking wolf spider by Pugs64 March 30, 2010

Barking Skunk Spider 

A fart. So named because you blame the resulting smell and sound on the fictitious spider. Most often referenced as being stepped on when the term is used.

*fart noise*
(pause)
Innocent Bystander: "Oh man, what is that smell?; Did you fart?"
Guilty Party: "Ah, no, man, You must have stepped on a barking skunk spider"

Barking Skunk Spider by Mathius_Dragoon March 3, 2010

Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders 

A "something" on which to blame farts.
Rather than accept blame for farting(noisily), one exclaims that they had witnessed a creature in close proximity by invoking it's name and looking behind.

Interchangeable with local fauna.

FFRRRTTTTT...
"OH! Darn Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders sneaking up on me again."

Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders by Psykram May 12, 2010

Barking Spiders 

When one is too embarassed to admit that he/she has farted, thus blaming the noise, which closely resembles the noise of flatulence, on barking spiders.

(Man in elevator farts)
Other man: What the hell was that?
Man: I dunno. Damn barking spiders.

Guy 1: Dude I was on a date and totally ripped ass.
Guy 2: Should've just told her it was a barking spider.
Guy 1: Dammit, I didn't even think of it.

Barking Spiders by mollyollyoxenfree July 5, 2010

Barking Spiders 

Another name for a short yet loud fart

*fart*
Guy: Damn! Barking Spiders

Barking Spiders by T.I.M October 17, 2008

barking spiders 

fanny burps (syn. - farts)

barking spiders by Dimitri September 18, 2003