conscious awaring 

When a person notices something in its utter fullness and reality, often in a meditative state.

We stepped out into the bright moonlight at Asilomar and it seemed like as we walked there was a continuous state of complete conscious awaring taking place, all the way to the brightly illuminated tide pools.

conscious awaring by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2020

honorary pseudo-award 

An award that is begrudgingly bestowed on someone, often a narcissistic celebrity, who does not necessarily deserve recognition but who feels entitled to it and oftentimes has even requested it.

Let’s just give that sadly insecure and hyperlexical Dr Bunnygirl her honorary pseudo-award now that she’s hit 600 UD entries; she’s been bugging us to give her this fucking thing ever since she hit 500 and thought some magic white rabbit was going to jump out of a hat on her smartphone and acknowledge her prodigious “genius.”

honorary pseudo-award by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019

Golden Puck Award

Widely recognized by most in any ice hockey playing New England boarding school, the recipient of the Golden Puck Award is given to the girl who was officially the biggest puck slut named by those on the boys hockey team at the end of the year.

"Haha look at that new girl all over the hockey players, she looks like such a slut, i'll put ten bucks down on her winning the Golden Puck Award this year."

Golden Puck Award by Nocciola July 19, 2009

Content Aware Fill 

Deleting Fortnite skins (if u use u must give credit to Maayan)

THATS MAAYAN’S EFFECT!!! HE MADE CONTENT AWARE FILL!!!

Content Aware Fill by Content Aware fill inventor May 26, 2021

Watson Award

When somebody does something so asinine that it puts their health and the health of their friends at risk. What at one time seemed like a perfectly wise and humorous exercise quickly unfolds into near traumatic meltdown of epic proportion. Think Darwin, but not in the sense of reproduction or evolution.

When driving down a perfectly beautiful mountain road, one decides that a sparsely cleared, treacherously rocky, pine-cone encrusted jeep trail to the right seems like a logical route for a Subaru Forester to explore at 60 miles per hour. Screeching brakes, 100ft skid, flailing arms, wailing voices, mountains of dust, and a pine cone later, the car is humbling and hysterically unloaded to replace the right front wheel because a pine cone sliced a 1-inch gash in the sidewall. This deserves a Watson Award for sheer stupidity that ultimately led to endless laughter and ridicule.

Watson Award by alphabetagamma12 October 3, 2009

asshole aware 

The feeling of irritated ass you get after walking around for a while with moisture between your butt cheeks from juicy farts or not properly wiping your ass after a big shit.

Hey man we need to hurry up and get home soon my ass is killing me..I must have not wiped good after that shit i took earlier because I am so asshole aware right now.

asshole aware by fathead216994 December 26, 2011

content aware scale 

What you can use to turn boring videos to super funny videos. You will often funny funny faces, weird frames, and weird bodies.

"Holy fuck dude, I just watch this video with content aware scale and I shitted my pants because of laughter!"

content aware scale by Gary Melgomen March 1, 2018