Micro Derm Abrasion 

Micro Derm Abrasion is what happens when you use cheap toilet paper - it makes your butt raw after repeated wiping much like sand paper would do.
Micro Derm Abrasions are common in office buildings, gas stations, Grandma's house, etc. In extreme cases there are chunks of wood embedded in the tissue.

Using the toilet paper in our office building is like getting a Micro Derm Abrasion on your butt.

Micro Derm Abrasion by 9key April 24, 2006

abramenko 

last name of a super fine guy that happens to be russian.
also can be a russian name and the person will most likely be really hot.

"What's your name?"

"Abramenko."

"That explains the looks.."

"Why?"

"Abramenko's are hot."

abramenko by truly yours, October 21, 2008

Abram Johan 

A man that is not competent in anything, 50, and really annoying.

That guy is acting like Abram Johan, he is so fake.

Abram Johan by hmodified March 8, 2020

abrasive 

asshole-ish attitude toward other people
abrasive people tend to be over-aggressive and are in your face

abrasive people also tend to abuse power

Normal Person: "i don't like the colour blue"
Abrasive Person: "FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER, BLUE IS THE BEST FUCKING COLOUR EVER, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK"

OR

Normal person: "i don't like the colour blue"
Abrasive Person: "well every time we share jellybeans from now on I will make sure you get all the blue ones"

Note: The abrasive person in scenario 2 is completely serious because he is an asshole.

abrasive by TomRiddle222 July 25, 2009

Vanessa Abrahms 

A character on the tv series, Gossip Girl.

Totally pointless, and one of the most-hated characters. Hails from Brooklyn, and is known for developing crushes on the main male characters on the show even though she's supposed to be "independent" and "cool".

She's not even a bitch, because bitches are too good for her. Spends most of her time being in loooove with Nate Archibald.

A very pointless character. All she brings into the show is boredom, stupid drama (not even the good kind), and a lot of:
Vanessa: Should I call him? Ohmigawsh, he's such a hawtie, and I'm like, not supposed to fall in love with him but I DID and I don't wanna sound desperate even though I am but should I call him??????
Jenny: /facepalm/

Girl 1: Dude, Gossip Girl last night would've rocked if Vanessa didn't ruin it.

Girl 2: Ew, Vanessa Abrahms is such a fucking pointless bitch.

Vanessa Abrahms by hatredislove June 23, 2009

Abram 

is extremely sexy; all the girls want him. is really good in bed.

shelby: abram you were really good in bed last night.

Abram by thatonegirl11 October 15, 2012

Abramo Slam 

When a lucky lady has the enoromus pleasure of having a delicious abramo slam his man meat intensely into her vagina! Most of the time a sonic boom results and makes the surrounding area quake and wish they could be so lucky to witness.

He abramo slammed that ho

Abramo Slam by Crumgasm September 10, 2010