Windows 

Computer operating system. and BTW my winXP hasn't crashed since i installed it last year

I just installed windows.

Windows by amrit September 15, 2003

windows 

where do you want to go today? - THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!

damn you blue screen on death, im getting a mac

windows by fleabassuk June 2, 2003

Windows 

A very gay operating system.

Mac OS x kicks Window's ass. That's why Windows' rectum always hurts! :-)

Windows by eura phagg January 9, 2007

windows 

a computer operationing system which in order to run free of bugs (that were not originally included on installation disc) must be kept away from any internet connection.

A: "Dude i got a virus on my Windows CP!"
B: "Were you connected to the internet?"
A: "Yes..."
B: "There you go!"

windows by Linx_rulz September 18, 2008

windows 

who cares

why do so many people fight about how good windows is? who cares

windows by Deahenle July 19, 2003

Windows 

the worst operating system in the world. almost everyone either hates it or doesn't care as long as their computer works. most people use it only because they don't want to take the time to learn Linux or some other form of Unix or BSD. it's horribly programmed, way overpriced, and it freezes all the time. anyone who doesn't have it on their computer is smart

1. Windows crashes every time i move the mouse.
2. Windows users are jealous of Linux users because Windows PCs can't go more than 4 hours without crashing, and Linux can run for days, months, possibly much longer.

Windows by NetRAVEN5000 November 11, 2003

Windows 

An operating system designed to make envious Mac users to boot up their useless systems and post pointless Anti-Windows sentiment on Urban Dictionary, only to find out they can't run anything except Garage Band.

I'm bored with Garage Band lets go on Urban Dictionary and Bash Windows.

Windows by Inyerdreams February 18, 2008