David walkering 

When you pull a David Walker and get lonely and fuck a Chihuahua

David Walker a local guy got so lonely that the he decided to fuck a Chihuahua/any dog thus he is David Walkering

David walkering by 696unknown696 December 5, 2018

Withering Tights 

Withering Tights is a novel written by English author Louise Rennison about the misadventures of a girl called Tallulah Casey. It is a work of teenage fiction and good reviews. As of 2013, there are 3 books in the series (but more may still come). These are:
Withering Tights
A Midsummer Tights Dream
The Taming Of The Tights

The blurb on the back reads: 'You know what it's like when you have your first snog, and it feels like a tiny bat is barging around in your mouth? Of course you do. So you will love Tallulah Casey as she careers about in her tights. She's your kind of mate.'

Becky: What book are you reading right now?
Annie: I'm reading 'Withering Tights', it's really good.

Withering Tights by ZebraBuffalo May 29, 2013

hard-wintering 

Derbyshire term which applies to conversation, typically between farmers in the local pub, in which they recount the hardships faced in their profession over the years, often profusely laced with hyperbole.

"That's nowt! I remember back int' '62 when we was working in snow up t' necks digging aht sheep non-stop fer a week. Now that were a winter that were!"

"Ah' quit with yer hard-wintering and get yer round in"

hard-wintering by drbollocks May 22, 2009

hood dickering 

To sell a woman to a pimp for drugs

or labor finder for pimps

I've been hood dickering them hoes all day

I've got to hood dicker me some hoes so I can get some more stones

hood dickering by team boobiez January 12, 2015

Pickering 

Pickering is a city 30 minutes East of Toronto. Its home to an Nuclear Power Plant and a strip club called The Palace. The Palace is a home away from home for the band Down With Webster as they are regulars at the gentlemen's club. They reportedly spent 90% of their record advance money on a platnium membership, which gives them a year-round reservation for the best seats on perv row.

Dude A: "Why are you going to Pickering?"
Dude B: "The Palace, bro."
Dude A: "Say Hi to Down With Webster for me while you're there."

Pickering by Chapstick99 March 1, 2010

Pickering 

A ghetto wannabe town. Almost all the black people in the south half don't know how to act, think they are so fucking hood and tough, while living in rich areas like maple ridge or major oaks. Pickering isn't ghetto, it has one of the lowest crime rates in all of durham region. Ajax is more ghetto than Pickering. Any gangs you will hear of in Pickering, are fake. One of the high schools Pine Ridge Secondary School, is nicknamed crimeridge just because a guy got shot on the ball court once. This occoured over 15 years ago. Sure there is drugs, but every school has drugs. Every town has drugs, and it's not even known a lot. Kids will have the mentality that they're living in the ghetto when they have never witnessed a shooting. they think Pickering is hood when they have never stepped foot into Thorncliffe Park, Regent jungle, Flemingdon, or Scarborough. Overall, Pickering is a bullshit waste town, pretty much the Drake of Cities. (Drake is known for being a fraud, caliming his ghetto credability while having grown up in Forest hill, the richest area in toronto, thus meaning a ghetto fake or wannabe. This is how Pickering is the Drake of cities.)
PS most of the black kids are also mainly from the carribean and are racist to any other race or peoples, including africans.

Pickering black kid: "YEA YEA FUCK YALL NIGGAS ITS HOOD ALL DAY PK PK DAWG WAGWAN YA NIGGAS WANNA MESS I BUCK SHOTS AT YOY NIGGAS MOTHAFUCKA AAAH JEEZ REP OAKS NIGGA PWKY ALL DAY"

Regent Park kid: "nigga shut the fuck up who you foolin mess with me my manz will fuck you up"

TPK kid: "Yo fuck this kid nigga let's fuck him up!"

Pickering black kid: *on his knees crying* "aaww plz come on man im sorry ariite dont hurt me man!"

Regent park kid to pickering kid: "fkn pussy"

Pickering by tdotnigaxx March 14, 2013

Pickering Taxi 

Slang for a Hearse. The term was coined in reference to Pickering in North Yorkshire.

Due to the town's aging population the death rate appears abnormally high and as such students will frequently see "pickering taxis" driving around the streets on their lunch break.

Pickering is so full of old people every other vehicle is a pickering taxi.

Pickering Taxi by Rude McDude July 8, 2010