The act of giving or receiving a hand job while walking. Often received while trying to ignore the person giving.
Person 1: Dude I can't believe we haven't gotten there yet.
Person 2: Yeah I know man we been walking for hours
Person 3: * Sticks hand down person one's pants *
Person 1: What the hell I don't want a Walkie Talkie, were trying to get to Chipotle, chill.
the proprietory brand of paper handerchiefs found under the bed of a wanker ready for any nocturnal emissions to avoid the need to zoffle. individually wrapped in packets of 3 (Weekend Wankies) 7 (Weekly Wankies) and 25 (Cant Get a Girlfriend Wankies). Wankies are normally bought by men with extremely well developed biceps, poor eyesight and an unhealthy interest in librarys. NB Please note the health warning on the Wankies packet emphasising the need to dispose of used Wankies before the splooge genetically mutates and engulfs an area the size of New Mexico
" I can't wait for the weekend, I've got my bongomags, a tub of vaseline and enough Wankies to clog up the Potomac River"