Thomas Jefferson High School

bum ass school in washington where the students are either dealers or buyers
i won’t even mention font

1-i’m trying to become a narc
2-then go to Thomas Jefferson High School and you’ll have plenty of customers

Thomas Jefferson High School by theultimatebean November 6, 2018

Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence 

An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.

Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.

Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"

Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"

Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."

Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."

Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020

Thomas Jefferson Arts Academy 

Ah, where to start? To start, this is the place where roaches breed to reproduce their babies to create more roaches to roam the classrooms, bathrooms, auditorium, & stairwells. (Amazing) Next, the home of the conflicted genders. Third, the home of many phones where one day a person/group can trespass into the school and one day to take the phones taken from security guards. It's a public school open to all but it is considered a concentrated camp by anonymously.

I wish to get my phone taken by _ _ _ _ _ _ _ at Thomas Jefferson Arts Academy.

Thomas Jefferson Arts Academy by The_Definer_Of_Words April 14, 2022

Nervous Thomas Jefferson

When someone unintentionally self-sabotages themselves on a date by being overly sensitive about a food/drink choice made by their dining companion

“Listen Miles, if they want to drink merlot, we’re drinking Merlot.”
“No, if anyone orders Merlot, I’m leaving, I AM NOT drinking any FUCKING MERLOT!”
“Okay relax Miles, fine no merlot. Don’t pull a nervous Thomas Jefferson.”

Nervous Thomas Jefferson by Thomasjefferson15 July 12, 2022

In 1803, Thomas Jeffersonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn 

When you are typing your history homework then you fall alseep on your keyboard

In 1803, Thomas Jeffersonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn purchased the Louisiana territory from France.

In 1803, Thomas Jeffersonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn by yhatsup February 18, 2022

Thomas Jeffersoning 

When a white males fucks and black female.

I’ve been Thomas Jeffersoning lately, I’ve fucked three black girls in the last month.

Thomas Jeffersoning by Mhba August 12, 2019

Thomas Jeffersons 

People who contribute nothing to a conversation, arguement, etc... except for stating their opinion and nothing else.

Person 1: So TikTok is getting banned

Person 2: Yeah I do wonder why though

Persona 1: I believe it's over the fact that it's essentially Chinese Spyware

Person 3: Well, I don't care if they spy on me

Person 2: Thanks for the declaration of opinion, Thomas Jefferson

Person 3: What?

Person 1: Look if you've got nothing to say but your own opinion, piss off

Person 3: Jeez alright...

Person 2: Damn Thomas Jeffersons

Thomas Jeffersons by Wilhelmn August 2, 2020