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the penguin 

a move done off a diving board. much like a regular dive but with your hands down tight at your sides going into the pool head first.
come on dom quit being sutch a pussy and fucking do the penguin!!
the penguin by Double_D June 11, 2006

The Pengelum 

The swaying of old, harry, saggy, testicles.
Oh dude! I just walked in on Grandpa Stu and his nuts could do the pengelum!
The Pengelum by HairyBalzack August 21, 2009

chasing the penguin 

or any other animal for that matter, when you trying to discover your spirit animal, i.e unconscious power
chasing the bear is a battle in itself
chasing the penguin by stonywarso February 27, 2003

the penguin 

the penguin really out here being a birb huh?
the penguin by Sisterswag June 17, 2019

The Penguin Clause 

When it is so impossibly cold that blankets aren't working, two (or more) people must huddle together for warmth.
Works well with one bed trope
Phoebe: I'm freezing!
Drew: Me too:(
Phoebe: c'mere, it's too cold, im using the penguin clause.
The Penguin Clause by Plant.mami December 8, 2024

beat the penguin 

Jacking off or getting a hand job using snow or ice as lube.

Alternate meaning: when a programmer is verbally masterbating about their code.
I want some action in the cold snow baby.

Sure, pull down your pants and I'll beat the penguin numb as a stranger.