feeding the penguins

named for the way penguins feed their young through regurgitation. When you get so drunk you throw up.

Aww man, This time tommorow I'll be feeding the penguins

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the penguin

a move done off a diving board. much like a regular dive but with your hands down tight at your sides going into the pool head first.

come on dom quit being sutch a pussy and fucking do the penguin!!

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The swaying of old, harry, saggy, testicles.

Oh dude! I just walked in on Grandpa Stu and his nuts could do the pengelum!

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or any other animal for that matter, when you trying to discover your spirit animal, i.e unconscious power

chasing the bear is a battle in itself

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the penguin really out here being a birb huh?

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When it is so impossibly cold that blankets aren't working, two (or more) people must huddle together for warmth.
Works well with one bed trope

Phoebe: I'm freezing!
Drew: Me too:(
Phoebe: c'mere, it's too cold, im using the penguin clause.

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Jacking off or getting a hand job using snow or ice as lube.

Alternate meaning: when a programmer is verbally masterbating about their code.

I want some action in the cold snow baby.

Sure, pull down your pants and I'll beat the penguin numb as a stranger.

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