Hey assface! You have the face of an ass!
Hey assface! You have the face of an ass! by B-Drac January 28, 2007
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have the ass
To become intensely angry or annoyed. Sometimes expressed as having a "case of the ass." The phrase was popularized in the military. To give someone a case of the ass is to anger them.
I have the ass because Sergeant Carter put me on guard duty.
John woke me up early and I had a case of the ass all morning.
John woke me up early and I had a case of the ass all morning.
have the ass by Steve_M July 5, 2008
the english have landed
Definitely one of the strangest French idiom out there. It translates as “The English have landed” (from a boat). So, what is the relation between the English and menstruating? Well, this expression dates back to Napoleon and the British army, then called the redcoats. Go figure!
Guy 1: Dude, don’t fuck with her today.
Guy 2: “Why?”
Guy 1: “Because mans she’s pissy. “The English have landed.”
Guy 2: “Why?”
Guy 1: “Because mans she’s pissy. “The English have landed.”
the english have landed by Ccs46 October 6, 2017
The fleas have reached my knees
The fleas have reached my knees by For Sure Dharmic April 20, 2019
I'll have the poo-poo platter
Originally from the movie. "A Bug's Life"; when you're about to receive news that you already know is going to be shitty.
{Derek}: Ron, I've got some terrible news for you.
{Ron}: Ok, I'll have the poo-poo platter!
{Derek}: I accidentally ran over your cat this morning; it was as flat as a pancake and there were all these pink gooey things everywhere.
{Ron}: Ok, I'll have the poo-poo platter!
{Derek}: I accidentally ran over your cat this morning; it was as flat as a pancake and there were all these pink gooey things everywhere.
I'll have the poo-poo platter by Telephony September 19, 2014