fluffin the muffin

Expression used by males mostly in their conversations about girls. Fluffin the muffin or to fluff the muff is normally used when a guy talks about having sex with a female. It is a more polite way of saying that you are going to fuck her brains out.

Hey Marc, we are gonna fluff some muff tonight at the party!!!!

fluffin the muffin by zumzy January 20, 2003

Fluffing the dolphin 

Yet another creative term for mastrubation. Interchangeable with spanking the monkey, beating off, shooting knuckle babies, etc.

A: Yo, what took you so long to pee?
B: I was fluffing the dolphin

Fluffing the dolphin by AntimatterKING August 10, 2009

Fluffy The Wonder Cat 

Shape-shifting cat that belongs to Mr. Bertain, can transform into any creature/object immaginable.
EX. Fluffy the wonder ovary
Fluffy the wonder endoplasmic reticulum
etc....

Allright everyone, this is Fluffy the Wonder Nucleus.........

Fluffy The Wonder Cat by Dexter November 19, 2004

Fluffing the Gadget 

Spending too long in front of the urinal, with a less than standard fluid release.

“Come on, hurry up dude, I gotta piss . . . What are you doing, fluffing the gadget”?

Fluffing the Gadget by superkustom December 21, 2010

fluffin the muffin

When you walk by somebody with a big juicy butt and squeeze their butt cheeks together.

Susie Q likes to fluff Charles's muffin when she walks by him.

fluffin the muffin by RatchetBoo April 30, 2003

fluffing the sheep 

a phrase meaning masturbating

I walked in on my husband last night while he was fluffing the sheep!!

fluffing the sheep by (¯'._.[Rogelio]._.'¯) June 17, 2008

fluffing the drapes 

When a woman let's a real heater of a fart go and the pressure of tight pants causes air to pass between her labia giving them a little jiggle.

Good lord what was that sound? Just spring cleaning and fluffing the drapes for later big guy.

fluffing the drapes by Marshall362 September 15, 2023