straighten 

To pay off a 'bent' or corrupt official

Jack straightened out the copper and we got let off

straighten by Damian M January 10, 2009

straighter than a honeymoon dick

A)The assumption is that if you are a good, decent, god-fearing, American man, you will have waited to fornicate with a woman until after your wedding/(start of honeymoon). At which point your Johnson will be fucking ready to go... pretty much anything straighter than that.

B)a phrase most often heard from douche-bag male golfers, who mutter it under their breath in frustrated confusion after slamming the ball totally through the break of their given line while putting.

A)"All's I'm saying is there are some guys you just don't have to question, for instance Chuck Norris is 'straighter than a honeymoon dick'"

B)Caddie: You can sink this one Rmull I'm sure the line is a cup on the left.
(golfer putts and misses a cup on the left)
Douchebag: "Your fired! (now grumbling) Fucking putt was straighter than a honeymoon dick.

straighter than a honeymoon dick by Stubalove July 1, 2011

Straigtner 

A slang word for fight.

I would easily lace you.
Let’s have a straigtner then pussyo.

Straigtner by ShsksisisozoPs June 10, 2020

straightening hair 

An obsessive action done by women and sometimes men to create an illusion that they have STRAIGHT hair.

Is Betty done straightening hair for the day?

straightening hair by Emily Gibson January 22, 2009

straightee 

Derrogatory word for a heterosexual person.
Made popular by the character Jack on the "Will and Grace" television sitcom.

"Not so close, there, straightee! That's my sister you're drooling on!"

straightee by Hephaestion May 17, 2006

Straightness 

Added at the end of a sentence that can be assumed to be gay, in order to say that you are not

It is much like no homo

Man 1: Does my ass look fat in these jeans?
Man 2: Na, you got a nice ass. Straightness

Straightness by Mizuzuki March 25, 2010

Kamina_Crayman straightness scale 

This is the 1-10 scale of straightness created by u/Kamina_Crayman on an r/askmen post on reddit on June 9, 2021.

This is the scale:

10 - I like women, that's it

9 - I like women but men can be attractive

8 - I like women but there are a few men who make me go DAAAYMN he fine but that's it

7 - I like women but I might want to explore the other side

6 - I like women but I have experimented with guys in the past

5 - I like women and men

4 - I like men and women but lean closer to being attracted to men

3 - I like men but have fooled around with women in the past

2 - I like men but live with my wife and 3 children in denial

1 - I'm Elton John.

I'm normally an 8 on the Kamina_Crayman straightness scale but that guy could easily move me up to a 6.

Kamina_Crayman straightness scale by TensaiOre June 10, 2021