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Butt Sniffing 

Slang; when you meet someone new and aren't convinced by the front they're putting on, so you do some digging into their background to try and find dirt on them.
Alice: Hey Bob, what did you think of our date yesterday?

Bob: It was fine. But I Googled your name when I got home and found a mugshot of you. Why did you rob a bank?

Alice: Wtf, quit butt sniffing!
Butt Sniffing by UTMcGee February 26, 2020
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blood belching tampon sniffing popsicle 

A man who is obsessed with women on their periods. He makes her freeze her tampons when shes done using them for later. So can he can have them for dessert later.
"Dude why is your girl so bitchy today?"
"She's on her period man."
"Bro, I am so sorry for you. No putang for you I guess."

"No man its fine. I love it when she's on her period."
"Man thats fucked, you blood belching tampon sniffing popsicle."

Youve been sniffing too much glue

A well known Australian statement first made in January 1992 by Western Australian Cricketer 'Frank Halliwell' towards international cricketer 'Tom Moody' during a cricket game at the WACA stadium. Tom stated, "he wont be out here long" and was replied to by Frank "Youve been sniffing too much glue mate" (resulting in a huge response of laughter from players, members of the WACA and those in the crowd including Tom himself)
The following 6 ball over, Halliwell smashed Moody for 4 sixes, with the 5th ball being hit out of the top of the WACA stadium (over the Dennis Lillie stand onto the street into a Police vehicles side window) and is now recorded as one of the largest 6s ever hit in the world during an official WACA/ACB (now Cricket Australia) cricket competition match. Toms #6 ball was hit for a 4 runs. Tom congradulated Frank after the match with a handshake and a beer.
Hey, I can kick that ball further than any of you

"Youve been sniffing too much glue"

panty sniffing 

The art of sniffing or smelling the scents of poop, pee, sweat and pussy juice off of a worn panty.
Right after my neighbor takes off her worn panties i jump on the first chance to capture the still wet, warm scent of such lovely undergarment :)
panty sniffing by Aries2004 April 27, 2005

finger sniffing 

A game played mostly by adults, one person sticks there finger in a fanny,penis,ear,nose or between there toes or bum. The other has to then sniff the finger and guess where its been
Anyone want to play finger sniffing? I haven't washed for over a month so it will be fun!!
finger sniffing by mitch00uk April 12, 2015

crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker 

Something my mom calls me on the daily; A dumbass; A retard
God dammit, you're such a crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker

stiffington 

A staunch, steadfast person. Commonly refered to as a 'stiff.'
My teacher would not accept my homework, he is a real stiffington.
stiffington by HawtSauce October 5, 2006