Shit Ton 

A large amount of sometheng. This adjective is used to express a mild amount of weight contrary to the fuck ton. The piss ton is a smaller unit

Man dude this weighs a shit ton

Shit Ton by THeCUteEMoBOy August 3, 2013

shit ton 

2000 assloads.

I ate shit ton of asparagus last night and now my piss smells.

shit ton by Carmack C February 19, 2009

Shit Ton 

1) Weight/Mass: Equal to one metric ass load.
2) Numbers: Equal to a quantity greater than 17.
3) General: More than you have or should ever want to have without substantial health considerations, and possible proactive medical preparation.

Usage Notes: A shit ton is commonly considered to be, at a minimum, two shit loads. In imperical systems, used as "shit tonne."

Get me a shit ton of notebooks from the stockroom, Johnson; we're gonna have ourselves a write-up!

Shit Ton by Ixit February 28, 2009

Shit ton 

Meaning an excess of any one thing or group of said things which take up unnessary amounts of space.

Ryan has a shit ton of DSM parts at his house.

Shit ton by LP November 29, 2004

Shit Ton 

Similar to a shitload, but much, much more.

Awww fuck I have a shit ton of homework. I'm never gonna get to that party.

Shit Ton by AntimatterKING January 24, 2010

Shit Ton 

A value that seems to be far more than would be neccessary and borders on rediculous

That was a shit ton of hot wings he ate, I mean I lost count at 78.

Shit Ton by base101 June 4, 2009

shit ton 

96,000 LBS of rebar

Thats a shit ton of rebar

shit ton by Basil Mint March 26, 2016