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When a girl can’t get her man turned on she buys a violin that only plays wap. she begins to strip and play wap on the violin with her mega hairy coochie lips in front of him to finally give him a boner. the only way she lets him finish off is by cumming inside the hole of the violin. she then collects it for years so she can dump ancient cum on him if he ever cheats on her.
i just wasn’t having it with my girl but couldn’t keep my hands off her once she pulled a dirty shelbi.
dirty Shelbi by hairypussy69 February 13, 2021
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shelbi grutz

A. A Cadillac.
B. A female to be known with no gag-reflex.
C. Nocturnal Mammal.
D. Strongly believes root beer > Dr. Pepper.
Why take that escort when you could ride in a Cadillac.
Niggers love Shelbi Grutz.
"Why the fuck won't you stay up? I slept from 5am to 3pm"
A female boner. Also referred to as a LadyBoner. This is not to be confused with an erection on a cross dresser. This is a normal woman who gets so excited about something, she somehow gets a boner.
Did you see that chick's sheebie? She must really like that low fat yogurt.
sheebie by Sethtian January 15, 2011
A person who wears shoes at or on the beach!
Look at that shewbie on the beach!
shewbie by jarrett aldrin April 30, 2010
Ew, your ex girlfriend is such a shelbi.
Shelbi by hujd8njs October 9, 2008
Yet another word for the amazing hair style most commonly referred to as a mullet.
Why dont you cut that fucking shfelbie off todd, its fucking 2007!!!!!!!!!
shfelbie by crotch monkey April 17, 2007
1. Any Haircut where the sides and top are cut significantly shorter than the back.
2. FeMullet, fullet, Camaro, mullet, 10-90
3. A Sho-lo, Shorty Long back, Schlong, business up front Party in the back, Tenessee top hat, Mud flap, Squirell pelt, Kentucky Waterfall,
Did you see that guy and his mini truck. That is one mean Svelbie!!!!!
svelbie by Doug-e, C October 20, 2005