semenatrix 

A virtual world where the perception of semen is both fake and reality. where the molecules of all living organisms are composed of semen.

oh shit. i'm ejaculating so hard that i can't tell whether its real or not.

i must be in the semenatrix

semenatrix by r K e l l y z March 8, 2010

shake hands with the senator 

(v.) to poop; specifically, to poop blissfully (also, "drop a Claude")

history: The bathroom in the Pepper Center, a museum dedicated to the late Senator Claude Pepper (D-FL), is a favorite stop for Florida State University students with impending bowel movements.

After eating that delicious burger at the Loop, it was time to shake hands with the senator.

shake hands with the senator by Tom August 25, 2004

senator 

An elected official that is part of the upper house of Congress on the state and federal levels in the United States of America. The federal level has exactly 100 senators, while the state levels vary from state to state.

John McCain is a senator from Arizona. There are 99 other senators on the federal level in the United States.

senator by Nicolai August 11, 2004

bo-selector, Bo-Selector! 

As above, mostly used by townie wankers with no lives, while listening to so solid crew, wearing rockport, and drinking white lightening!

Im too 'ard me... bo selecter... p.s. im a cock

bo-selector, Bo-Selector! by Flange August 18, 2003

Selenatard 

A name for men that go retarded over Selena Gomez or really anyone with the name Selena.

Wow, that guy is really a selenatard. He can't stop masturbating to Selena Gomez. Look at him go.

Selenatard by dickeddownbehindtheline March 25, 2020

Senator Blumkin 

A United States senator busted for soliciting anonymous gay mens-room sex while publicly condemning such acts (Larry Craig, R Id). Such a person is:

1.) run out of the government by his "allies" in the nutcase right
2.) condemned as a hypocrite by the gay/lesbian community
3.) pointed to and laughed at by everybody else

Senator Blumkin's career came to a screeching halt during the summer of '07, but his legend shall live on in infamy.

Senator Blumkin by skid mark vz September 17, 2007

Ottawa Senators 

It's funny, most of the definitions here say that the Maple Leafs are a lot better than the Sens. If the Leafs are so good why didn't the get into the playoffs? Granted the Senators didn't win the cup this season (2006 - 2007 Season) but they came a lot damn closer than the Leafs have since I don't know when.

Guy 1: Has any of the Canadian teams made it to the finals this year?
Guy 2: Yeah the Ottawa Senators did. 'Bout time.
Guy 1: That's true. Did the Leafs get to the playoffs?
Guy 2: Nope
Guy 1: And everyone says the Leafs are better.
Guy 2: Totally

Ottawa Senators by Jordanwb July 16, 2007