refrigerator blindness

a loss of sight due to sensitive eyes being exposed to the interior light of a refrigerator. Often occurs during midnight snack raids.

Tristan had to see the doctor because of his case of acute refrigerator blindness - he should have worn sunglasses when he made that sandwich at 1 am last night...

refrigerator blindness by sp0tty January 26, 2008

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refrigerator killer

A really obese gal that when taken out on a date; a) she will eat your wallet b) pray to god you have a couple G's stacked on you... because if shes still hungry she will eat your face!

n97: Yo B!!!!! what went down on Saturday night? did you tap that yellow mellow over floating cow hoe?

n65: Mannnnnnnnnnn.. that gal Erica came to my house and ate my fridge dawg. Shes totally a refrigerator killer

refrigerator killer by Skthx February 5, 2008

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refrigerator perry

During anal intercourse, the male places the head of the female (or subordinate male) in a refrigerator. An allusion to the defensive lineman and fullback of the mid-1980s Chicago Bears.

The Massey was delighted to hear that the entire football team ran the "Refrigerator Perry" on Joe. I'll bet the soothing coolness on his face helped curb the pain of getting it in the butt.

refrigerator perry by mitch tittles October 2, 2004

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Refrigerator tetris

Fitting more food in an already full fridge.

I can never fit all the groceries in the fridge but my wife can always find room. I guess she is better a refrigerator tetris than me.

Refrigerator tetris by unit13 January 22, 2010

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refrigerator roulette

When, in the search for something to put on your plate, you dig through the recesses of your refrigerator to find something to eat. It's a gamble: sometimes you win; sometimes you lose.

When playing refrigerator roulette, *never* bet on green.

refrigerator roulette by ferricoxide June 8, 2010

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