bass player 

A guy who carries the beat in the band. Usually an awesome guy, but always over-looked. Has mad finger skills and a huge penis.

stuff playing guitar, I'm going to become a bass player.

bass player by batman is awesome November 10, 2013

Super Intense Minecraft Player 

A Super Intense Minecraft Player (SIMP) is the most powerful and final form of a simp.

Yeah I'm a simp
Super Intense Minecraft Player

Super Intense Minecraft Player by GageTheSlime April 16, 2021

KDA Player

A player who only focuses on getting kills instead of trying to win/play with the team in games. Avoids any situation, if there is slightest risk of dying.

Typically used in League of Legends.

"Our Akali is such a pussy..."
"Yeah, she is just a KDA Player."

KDA Player by g00dplayer March 5, 2021

National kiss a softball player day 

A day where you show love to your favorite softball player, with a kiss on the cheek or lips 😏

November 12th

“ today is national kiss a softball player day”

National kiss a softball player day by Bon Martin October 24, 2019

bloons td 6 player 3

Asshole who only buys banana farms, airdrops, and monkey villages for extra space for banana farms, they are practically a bottomless bank account, yet refuse to share any recourses whatsoever despite demanding and leaving if nobody does the same

Player 1: Bro why is the top right half of the map filled with banana farms?
Player 2: Bro c'mon, we are leaking bloons, help us, you have loads of money
Player 4: PLEASE IM SO BROKE I HAVE 0 DOLLARS JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING
Player 3: Haha, money go brrrrrr
Player 1: Of course bloons td 6 player 3

bloons td 6 player 3 by Extra Frosty boi June 13, 2023

Players Curse 

When you have treated girls like a game and when you start having kids you only have girls.

Man1: Did you hear that he's having wife's pregnant with their third girl.
Man2: It must be when he was younger, that damn players curse

Players Curse by toitgus March 11, 2019

National Kiss A Football Player Day 

On October 28 all girls have to kiss a football player inspired by friend Danielle

Bella: Omg it’s national kiss a football player day
Danielle : I’m gonna go kiss a football player

National Kiss A Football Player Day by heidywkrufiwiebdwisij October 25, 2019