Rule against perpetuities 

A legal term used when a lawyer doesn't know what the hell they are talking about or has a complete lack of knowledge on an area of law.
Also a term used when a lawyer cannot be sued for malpractice

Lawyer Lexi: Hey can you help me with my 10(b)(5) pleading?
Lawyer Larry: Uh no that's totally rule against perpetuities to me

Lawyer Lenny: Hey I heard you screwed up and are now being sued for malpractice
Lawyer Leslie: No I only screwed up the rule against perpetuities so they can't sue me

Rule against perpetuities by LawraLaw April 29, 2010

perpetual 

Eternal, everlasting

The perpetual spinning, flashing, twirling, splashing, and rotation and fluorish of colors and lights everywhere are but a few of the spoils of halucenagenic mushrooms.

perpetual by Larstait November 14, 2003

Perpetually Stoned 

(adj.) Used to describe someone who always has the characteristics of being stoned, even if they're not.

Guy 1: Dude look over at Kevin, hes so stoned!

Guy 2: Naw man, hes just perpetually stoned, hes like that every day

Perpetually Stoned by Paddah July 9, 2010

Perpetually High Steve 

That kid in my cisco class who was forever stoned.

Bastardization of Extra High Steve

Perpetually High Steve, often named on the couches in the lobby.

Perpetually High Steve by Monkey December 14, 2003

Perpetual Jet Lag 

A hard rock band known for their epic music and energetic stage performance. They hail from the state of Washington in the United States. The music describes levels of society, including the envronment, war, disatisfaction with music, and very often social status.

Perpetual Jet Lag formed their band, the greatest seen in all the land. They said "come fellows take our hands, we'll bring this rock to everyman."

Perpetual Jet Lag by theroosterman February 8, 2010

Perpetual Economic Fear 

The cycle of a society fearing and producing difficult economic conditions. This fear of future economic turmoil is due to current poor conditions. Thus the society stops functioning normally due to the fear and consequentially generates more fear and worse conditions.

The recession of 2008 deepened into a depression in 2009 due to perpetual economic fear.

Perpetual Economic Fear by Wobbe January 20, 2009

Perpetual Wanker

One of unusually small stature who never suffers from blisters or friction burns on the hands, having gained immunity after years of virtually non stop wanking.

Well of course you don't get friction burns, you're a perpetual wanker.

Perpetual Wanker by Threadpuller March 25, 2011