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pedophilistic 

Someone (usually yourself) who has the urge to stuff little kid's stinkboxes full of sour gummy bears.
"Hes got pedophilistic tendencies? Oh, well- tell him theres towels in the closet. Bitch."

pedophilific 

Adjective describing actions in a manner consistent with that of a pedophile
Dude.... looking at that young girl is pedophilific
pedophilific by Zac Engle June 28, 2008

pedophilistic 

(adj.) being like a pedophile
I would feel pedophilistic if I were attracted to an anime character that had the face of a twleve-year-old.
pedophilistic by mheubel January 13, 2009

pedophiliac 

a person who uses children for sexual pleasure
the pedophiliac raped 3 boys
pedophiliac by freddy April 28, 2003

Pedophiliac 

Dude 1: Hey man, won't it be, like rad, if you, like named all the Pedophiliac people in the world?

Dude 2: Uhh, yeah sure brah, how about: Pope Benedict XVI.

Dude 1: That's all brah? C'mon gimme more Pedos.

Dude 2: Umm, How about Petyr Baelish?

Dude 1: Who?
Pedophiliac by PetyrDaPedo June 6, 2014

pedophilific 

(adjective) When a person is a pedophile, they are described as pedophilific.
Don't be a pedophilific person, it doesn't make me DTF.
pedophilific by purplehippo44 March 1, 2011