Oatmeal

Ass

Damn that girl thiccer than a bowl of “oatmeal”

Oatmeal by Youze a lame February 1, 2018

oatmeal cream pie

Blowing your load in your partners asshole

I got so sick of using condoms that last time i was fucking becky i pulled out ripped off the condom and gave her an oatmeal cream pie.

oatmeal cream pie by 5.0so September 5, 2015

Oatmeal Bowel Cream

When a male and femle have anal sex, and the male penetrates the female's bowels. Causing her to pee a combination of Piss, Jizz and Shit. Resembeling oatmeal.

Well, I've been having Oatmeal Bowel Cream for the past few days.

Oatmeal Bowel Cream by ABcentrixx July 26, 2010

Oatmeal pudding 

During a blowjob when the giver doesn't swallow, instead leaving the load of cum and spit at the base of your dick.

Becky was sucking my dick and I thought she swallowed. I looked down and she left me with oatmeal pudding.

Oatmeal pudding by Evil_D August 31, 2016

oatmeal maccroni 

A disgusting meal that aliens eat

Eww Oatmeal Maccronini gross

oatmeal maccroni by Da lol troll man April 13, 2017

Oatmeal Dribble 

Busting your thick nut load all over her chin and then kicking back and watching it dribble on down her neck and chest.

I gave Rachel the oatmeal dribble.

Oatmeal Dribble by Eaton Holgoode October 17, 2018

Stupid Oatmeal

Oatmeal eaten by a person who you have great contempt for. Even their oatmeal is stupid. Variations include "dumb grabola," "moronic cereal," "silly porridge," and possibly "imbecilic cottage cheese" (though this one is disputed by many to be a real variant, due to the lack of an oatmeal synonym).

Student: Oh, this teacher is so annoying. She always comes into class 20 minutes late with her stupid oatmeal.

Stupid Oatmeal by tills November 25, 2013