lord_of_muffins
A person that suffers from gaydomness.
lord_of_muffins by Paul January 22, 2005
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muffinfilms
Created by Amy Winfrey as her thesis on animation, the Muffin Films are a series of animated shorts about muffins. Possibly the greatest web page ever made.
"Muffin?"
"No thanks, I don't like muffins."
"You don't like muffins?! How can you not like muffins, when we're delicate and sweet? How can you not like muffins, when we're so good to eat?"
"No thanks, I don't like muffins."
"You don't like muffins?! How can you not like muffins, when we're delicate and sweet? How can you not like muffins, when we're so good to eat?"
muffinfilms by +12G1)012 May 13, 2005
Related Words
Muffinism • Muffiniscus • muffinist • muffinsmuffins1 • Muffinious • muffining • muffingasm • Muffinsexual • muffitis • Muginism
holy freakin muffins
Expression of excitement or awe, occasionally sexually related and always followed by a short giggle as the person realises what an absolute retard the person repeating the expression is.
See also: no fucking way
See also: no fucking way
holy freakin muffins by Luke December 26, 2004
cuttin muffins
A polite slang term used to mean passing gas or farting. Less well-known and used to confuse people.
cuttin muffins by Bill 'Puff' K September 19, 2007
soggy muffins
a game in which a bunch of guys get in a circle and jack off, and the last one to cum on the muffin either eats the muffin or gives the winner 10 seconds of head.
john:"how do you know what dick tastes like?"
petah:"because when we played soggy muffins, i wouldn't eat the cum of 50 guys"
petah:"because when we played soggy muffins, i wouldn't eat the cum of 50 guys"
soggy muffins by j0sie November 12, 2007
Muffinsexual
A person who gets turned on by other people eating muffins. They can also get turned on by muffins themselves, though this is pretty rare.
A muffinsexual will sometimes go as far as tweeting the person they envision eating a muffin to tell them so.
A muffinsexual does not fantasize about just anyone eating muffins. They fantasize about severely hot people, like Mikey Way from the band My Chemical Romance, eating muffins during their "play time".
No one is certain of the origin of this term.
A muffinsexual will sometimes go as far as tweeting the person they envision eating a muffin to tell them so.
A muffinsexual does not fantasize about just anyone eating muffins. They fantasize about severely hot people, like Mikey Way from the band My Chemical Romance, eating muffins during their "play time".
No one is certain of the origin of this term.
Random Person: Look! It's Mikey Way, from My Chemical Romance!
Muffinsexual: Oh, God. What I would do to just see that man eat a muffin.
Random Person: Are you a muffinsexual?
Muffinsexual: Fuck, yeah.
Muffinsexual: Oh, God. What I would do to just see that man eat a muffin.
Random Person: Are you a muffinsexual?
Muffinsexual: Fuck, yeah.
Muffinsexual by Aly_Goez_Rawrrrr June 29, 2009
Milk Muffins
Milk Muffins by Rainbowkiwi January 12, 2010