mottling 

Performing oral sex on a female while she is inebriated

i did a bit of mottling last night

mottling by Sex ed16 August 17, 2016

metting 

The act of trying to talk while on illicit drugs

"yeah.......yeah...that B.Arent was like.......metting with his text....yeah dude....Imagine if you woke up with hooves!!!!"

metting by VIIIth April 8, 2005

Morting 

the act of habitually bedshitting combined with periods of severe confusion. Usually in a video game.

I just couldn't stop morting in call of duty last night.

Morting by unevenzero October 7, 2013

mosting 

The act of getting the MOST out of a situation with a lady friend. Instead of having sex you just Make Out Suck Titties

Jack: Did you and Rachel have sex last night?
Bill: Nah man she wasn’t feeling it, but she was ok with mosting all night!

mosting by master moster July 7, 2018

Matting 

Projectile vomit while running down the hall. Usually followed by "Don't worry I'm ok. I just ate some bad food."

Man, did you see that guy last night? He was Matting EVERYWHERE!!

Matting by juselover November 28, 2010

Matting 

1. muh 'ah-teeing (v) : Reinacting the desperate attempt for affection by someone, ideally named Matt.

2. Participating in a somewhat fake conversation to see ones responses . only to reminisce on one's stupidity, :"falling for it".

1. "Okay, the other day i was matting. And I almost pissed my self!"

2. "Let's meet up and mat."

Matting by zeeniox July 12, 2011

Matting 

Being a flake, the act of saying you will do something and then not doing it

I was supposed to meet Jimmy at Chuck E. Cheese but he's Matting me.

Matting by anthonyman November 25, 2019