purple headed heat seeking moisture missle 

its a dick... its not a mouth based video game...

I'll massage the back of your throught with my purple headed heat seeking moisture missle!

purple headed heat seeking moisture missle by crash.......... December 2, 2007

midnight moisturizer 

you jerk off into a sleeping or passed out girls hand, then tickle her nose with a feather, then she proceeds to wipe her face with her seaman filled hand

Last night Nicole got hammered and passed out, so Chris gave her the midnight moisturizer. She woke up in the morning and looked like a glazed doughnut.

midnight moisturizer by Sean A. Collins December 27, 2007

moisturizing star 

A woman with a heavenly body that quenches any man's deepest thirst without breaking a sweat.

Movie actress and comedy sensation Lauren Francesca is a moisturizing star.

moisturizing star by theMidnightTacoElf January 1, 2011

Moisturiser Bomb 

when you have a (plastic) tub of moisturiser and you chuck it at the wall and it smashes on impact and showers and covers everything in sight with moisturiser!
(be warned, take cover before it smashes!)

you are in a public toilet cubicle and you have a tub or two of cheap moisturiser and you moisturiser bomb them by lobbing them over and at walls and they shower all the men who are urinating with moisturiser!!!!

Moisturiser Bomb by blazunbazun October 3, 2012

moisture bomb 

Extreme moisturizing of the vagina. Instant vagina flood

She saw him and had a moisture bomb

moisture bomb by Pooper6915 January 3, 2014

to monsterize 

This verb must be use when a guy with a monster cock fucks a girl in a special place. It could be either in the bathroom, in the park, at school or on the kitchen floor as in the following example.

To monsterized in the past tense...

Carl Giroux monsterized a pussy on the kitchen floor.

to monsterize by Cedrika February 4, 2010

irish moisture blast 

that unfortunate moment when you piss and vomit at the same time.

"Yeah, Wignall can't make it today, he had an Irish moisture blast this morning."

irish moisture blast by Corbn_4344 October 15, 2023