egg mcmuffin 

1. The female genitalia.

"Yo, I was chillin' with this broad last night when all of a sudden she told me to stick it her egg mcmuffin."

egg mcmuffin by El-Keter July 23, 2003

McMuffin Top 

n. muffin top that is a direct result of too much fast food.

No more drive thru for me until I get rid of this McMuffin Top

McMuffin Top by Ambilexirous May 25, 2010

McMuffinitus 

When you need some McD breakfast so bad, you feel sick. People suffering from McMuffinitus feel sick, but are actually starting to regain their health from years of eating that slunch.

I am suffering from McMuffinitus! Hurry! I need some mickey d's!

McMuffinitus by Papazpizza2 August 24, 2017

Stud mcMuffin

When u see a large tempting male that exceeds 250

While at a weight watchers meeting I saw a stud mcmuffin

Stud mcMuffin by Thefunkpolice November 4, 2014

Stud McMuffin

A man who is attractive and may have some extra weight to him.

That man is such a stud mcmuffin.

Stud McMuffin by Jcki June 2, 2018

Banana McMuffin 

The best sandwich in the world usually eaten after sex or jacking off with a wet rag

After Sally left my apartment I had a good old banana McMuffin

Banana McMuffin by SULVANIA March 7, 2020

get muffined 

it’s like saying “get fucked” so muffined is like a key worked for fuck/fucked

“your so bad at this get muffined”

get muffined by yassssssqueennnn August 23, 2021